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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You weren't complaining last night, duckie.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
But seriously, I'm not sure I could maintain tumescence while having a poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I always like to have a wee before pooing
and if you've got a stiffy you'll be weeing at the bathroom ceiling, and I don't like mopping the bathroom floor more often than once a month.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Evolution got that really wrong, allowing wees to happen even when a stiffy is in operation.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)
I didn't think that happened

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:36, Reply)
Neither does that precum thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)
*bokes*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)
It can do

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Oh my god
Could a man have a wee in you if he was doing sex to you???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Only if he really tried hard
but I suppose it could happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I suppose.
He'd have to be a colossal pervert, though. Just make sure you stay away from al.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Not by accident though??

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Yes. By 'accident'.
"I'm sorry love, I pissed up your chuff by accident."

I mean, that's what I'd say if I had been so uncouth as to use a Woman's vagina as a urinal.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)
I think I'm developing a new phobia
Oh my god, I'm holding out way longer than Lent at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)
If he tells you it's an accident he's lying

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)
If he does
you can always wee back at him and have a wee fight.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Most. Disturbing. Post. EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)
I agree

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Oh.dear.god

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Evenin', becky!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)
smooshes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Thank GOD you're here

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I'm about to fuck off and have pizza, but I'll come back

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)
See that you do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

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