I'm now on my laptop in the living room, wireless and loving it.
Big shout out to peej who helped me from getting shafted from my isp for a new router.

Now to do battle with itunes.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:59, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never looked back since wireless and netbook
It's boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Did you manage to transfer all your music yet?
And if so, how are you planning to move it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Not transfered anything yet.
Printed off a link to doing it but it looked very difficult. Will give it a go this weekend.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

How much music do you have, in terms of Gb?
If it's small, you could just use a pen drive. If there's more, you could hook both computers up to your router and just get it all going across.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, Reply)

About 3gb so far.
How can you do it on a pen drive. I've tried that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

itunes?
No, no, no, no. www.torrentz.com and www.utorrent.com is your friend
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

She already has the music
And is putting it on new computer. Or so I'm led to believe.

Also, a'right al?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah not too bad thanks
got a really really bad muscle spasm on the left hand side of my back which I've been trying to massage out with two tennis balls in an old stocking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Sounds flagellation-tastic, that does
Also like the kinda thing Roota would like.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Oh my God
I do talk too much on here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Wireless is overrated
I have a 10m length of Ethernet cable.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Good call ;-)
Faster and more trip-inducing...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:31, Reply)

You wait til you wireless from the loo.
Your life will be complete.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I've done that
I was having a poo but had a long email to get on with.
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Nothing like a poo to compose a long email.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

to compose a long email.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

This too.
The holy grail is a Plumpkin.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Is that a Magic Poo?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:18, Reply)

What's that?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:18, Reply)

A Plumpkin.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I just looked at that. That's fucking grim

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I'd be more satisfied with a magic poo.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:25, Reply)

You weren't complaining last night, duckie.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, Reply)

But seriously, I'm not sure I could maintain tumescence while having a poo.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I always like to have a wee before pooing
and if you've got a stiffy you'll be weeing at the bathroom ceiling, and I don't like mopping the bathroom floor more often than once a month.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Evolution got that really wrong, allowing wees to happen even when a stiffy is in operation.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I didn't think that happened

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Neither does that precum thing.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

*bokes*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

It can do

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Oh my god
Could a man have a wee in you if he was doing sex to you???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Only if he really tried hard
but I suppose it could happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I suppose.
He'd have to be a colossal pervert, though. Just make sure you stay away from al.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Not by accident though??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Yes. By 'accident'.
"I'm sorry love, I pissed up your chuff by accident."

I mean, that's what I'd say if I had been so uncouth as to use a Woman's vagina as a urinal.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I think I'm developing a new phobia
Oh my god, I'm holding out way longer than Lent at this rate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

If he tells you it's an accident he's lying

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

If he does
you can always wee back at him and have a wee fight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Most. Disturbing. Post. EVER.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I agree

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Oh.dear.god

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Evenin', becky!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

smooshes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Thank GOD you're here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I'm about to fuck off and have pizza, but I'll come back

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

See that you do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I once posted on b3ta
from the bath. It was a liberating experience.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I'd fear dropping my laptop and ruining it
Or giving myself a mild electric shock.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I put it on the laundry basket
to avoid such a possibility.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I thought you said you put it IN the laundry basket
Like some sort of basketcase! But you didn't, my eyes just don't work properly.

I would not be-able to do this though, as I don't have a laundry basket. Or a bath for that matter, so it's all for nothing really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:18, Reply)

You could put your laptop in a plastic bag
and post from the shower
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Or get an umbrella.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Did you post that you were in the bath?
The internet would have gone wild.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I think I did
but I've been naked on here before and no-ones ever really cared.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I have but I wouldn't tell them
Do you have to lean out of the bath to reach the laundry basket?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:19, Reply)

a bit
but not much, or I'd get cold and wouldn't bother.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

OMG ROOTA
Prepare to receive some sweaty gazzes from internet menfolk.

A GIRL. NUDEY. ONLINE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm not NOW!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:23, Reply)

LIES!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:26, Reply)

This is brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Oh my god no
It reminds me of one of my exes.
When he's doing it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

What, 'it'?
I thought you were pure!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I meant when he was touching himself
I have never had sex
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

He pointed at you while he touched himself?
Smooth mover.

*points* "See, baby? See what I could be doing to you?"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, Reply)

HOUSELOLZ!
I meant the face, not the pointing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm going to try this next time me and mrs get it on.
So, probably next year sometime.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

You and 'Mrs Al' get it on all the time
Surely. I mean she's right there on the end of your arm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahahaa
ha
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

WINNAR!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I totally just gazzed her
asking for a naked picture of her in exchange for one of me
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Oh my God, I haz 1 unread message in red

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Ah, I may have failed.
My opening gambit was my cock.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Giving it away for free
Man-whore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:26, Reply)

*gazzes*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Thankfully, that link hasn't turned red yet
I don't want to see Devil-meat (and I don't mean quorn).
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

You should
it's really cute, like a little cocktail sausage that hasn't been cooked yet. Only about half the size.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I prefer describing it as a 'dead bird'.
You know, the ones that fall out of the nest before they have feathers or anything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

It has a beak?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Hasn't everyone's got a beak?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Aww, I hope mine didn't fall off
That wouldn't be good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I found one of those and buried it
And a boy went past and laughed but I still buried it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Awe.
Poor dead cockbird.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Its poor neck

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Ha, tiny cock joke
I've heard all the stories about what you and DiT got up to at that there Christmas party. For shame, that Geordie. For shame.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Look there's nothing wrong if two consenting adults want to bounce their testicles together to see what it's like

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

It made me feel warm and safe.
And afterwards, sore.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's how he does it
He makes you feel safe, then ups it until you're left as a crying wreck, cowering in the corner, and afraid to venture near the rest of humanity ever again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I only felt sore
when your wife was spanking me. But you were asleep by then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I sleep with one eye open.
I SAW IT ALL.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'VE SEEN AL IN HIS PANTS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My pants have seen you!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Oh shit we're all doomed now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

My gosh
And you saw my pants on my wedding day!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Oh bollocks, I appear to be a horrendous slut.
It was all innocent, honest guv
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

That's why you were wanking like a chimp

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

And flinging my poo around.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

And this is why iSmell never took off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Wotcha - did I miss owt today?
Well I just gave 45 minutes of my life to tracking down Roota's song by Ivan the Terrible, got 1) Nowhere and 2)No thanks either. Ungrateful madam.

Now music - Dusty Springfield or Beyonce?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You did it into JAPANESE
I want it in Cyrillic Russian or English :(
His names fucking Eduard, you cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

OK, I'll try Eduard you Cunt, but most sites have him as just
Eduard Gil, or if you're searchin Merkin sites, Eduard Khil.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, Reply)

It's Eduard Khil
Do you want it in Cyrillic? I have it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Getting closer.
I now have the original Russian and the English translation for this song. Are you impressed or what?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)

What -this?

From Do your own translation

I'll gaz the lyrics: shifts to phonetics on here.

*edit* but then you might want the phonetics as well.
You and morning, Maria, you and sky, Maria,
You one from me, without you I'm neither day
You are my sail, Maria!
You know, Mary, I love not stop,
You and the storm with me and high wave
I'm with you one!
O-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e!
Once the wind in the clouds
Fell in love with her belosnežnuû "Maria",
It shook it on waves
And love her, worrying, said.
It pleasant it sails
And, laughing, drunken state marine penoû ...
A yacht hid deck
He fled to blue water.
But wind all flew away
And, filling the sails, her sweetly sang:
You and morning, Maria, you and sky, Maria,
You one from me, without you I'm neither day
You are my sail, Maria!
You know, Mary, I love not stop,
You and the storm with me and high wave
I'm with you one!
O-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e!
So between the sky and water and lasted
This windy novel
While the wind is called her dream and yacht believed
This is not a hoax ...
You and morning, Maria, you and sky, Maria,
You one from me, without you I'm neither day
You are my sail, Maria!
You know, Mary, I love not stop,
You and the storm with me and high wave
I'm with you one!
O-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e, o-e-e!
"You and morning Maria!"-sang wind ...
"You and the sky, Maria!"-sang wind ...
"You and morning Maria!"-sang wind ...
"You and sail my, Maria!"-sang wind ...


- oh, that was a surprise to me too!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

:( Nope

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I want someone else to go to college for me tomorrow, learn everything I need to know and sit my test for me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I would, but I will still be in hiding after reading about wee fights.
WEE FIGHT!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

That could
be a great family console game
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Hahaha
Bagise gran is on my side!

FIRE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, Reply)

WTFF?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I'll do it
Can I write about Harry Connick Jr?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)

He was in Independence Day.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

He was in Memphis frigging Belle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

My friend's dad flew that plane for the filming.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I am jealous
Properly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Then you won't like it when I tell you that I have flown in that plane too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

*croons*
"Oh Hitler, you can have my bullets too!"
JELLUSS
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Well, Harry Connick wasn't there at the time...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Still...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

OMG I loved that film when I was a kid. I had the biggest horn for Eric Stoltz. Then I saw him in Mask and it rapidly depleted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

ROCKY!
*Chers* Baybee mayk yewrsaylf wayl!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I don't feel well
can one of you come over and massage my back please.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

back prostate
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

What's up geeeezah?
/East Londons
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I think i've pulled a muscle in my back
I woke up last night in agony.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Oww shit dude, I've done that before and its a bastard. Try ice and heat and REST.
But don't rest too long or you'll seize up and be like the tin man when he ran out of oil. OMNIPOTENT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

IMPOTENT

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I like the omni

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I like the Po
It's a lot like poo.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)

coprophagic boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

There's something about
the lovely slippery squidgyness.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I don't want you to do that.
But you could send your wife.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You heartless cad!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'm sorry
*proffers hugzorz*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

What's next, internet Caek?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Awwwwwww, yes pees! I wuv woo!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You called him a stupendous cunt a few days ago and now you're trying to steal my BFF.
NO MOAR I TELL YOU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Next time you come for tea you're totally getting Toad in the Hole.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

OMG, can I come tomorrow? We could totally make it a weekly thing, then post pictures of the food and us having a rilly rilly awesome time online to annoy Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Awe, we're busy tomorrow.
SAD FACE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

But I do like the plan.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

BFFS 4eva

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

This fucking sucks
Actually, bollocks to you two, me and my BFF are going to see Therapy at the end of March.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah well me and my BFF are going to Thorpe park in April so bollocks to you both.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Is that for your BFF birthday?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Yep, but Thorpe is on my *actual* birthday...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Sho is and its a school day so you can't come
Well I guess you can if you want, but you'll need to ask DiT for the special secret password to get discounts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

One of my friends got 6 BOGOF tickets!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Claims one

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Erm, I was going to invite al to that too.
But I'll totally go on all the rides with you! Up the front!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Just so we can scream and laugh and point at ugly people who totally wont want to beat us up when we get off the ride

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

We are so cool.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh baby you knows it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I fucking hate you both now
I can't believe you've excluded me. I thought we were friends.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I just wrote something really horrible that shocked even me.
I love you really Al, it's only DiT's influence that makes me be mean to you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

My god, what did you write?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I can't write it, it's too mean.
I saw THE most horrible thing I've ever seen today at work. I was too shocked to take pictures even
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Which was?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I want to hear the horrible thing too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

There was a cat with a hole in it the same size as my head

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

That's pretty freaking horrible.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I just said you were invited!
Man, touchy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

He's such a girl
Sheesh
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I'm going to start a HSH thread.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

NOT!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Get fucked cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

OI!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

What was that?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

You hear something?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Just the sound of DiT's credibility waning on the breeze

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Slippery fucker!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

That's just Al's poo. He slips it back in so he can fuck it some more

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I do, god knows I do

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

You have internet caek? OMG I WANT CAEK
I want real cake though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I have a percussion action massager with heat attachment
My family reckon I'm boss at it.
So much so that my uncle interrupted a boy&girl phonecall to shout "You'd better get in there. They're trying to massage each other and they're fucking screaming!"

Way to make a brilliant impression :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Course you can, just write some shit about anaesthesia as well please

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

It had to be ketamine...
It had to be ketamine...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah that'll do. Bus to the RVC'll pick you up from the station at 8:15 ok

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Cool
I'll phone my taxi now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I just realised router sounds like my name
Oh my god tomorrow or later I'll post this Baby Bio stuff I saw in a weird place lookingat me and it was called Roota and I shit myself man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Was it twistin' your melons?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

YEAH MAN
Then I sounded like I was from Manchester
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

You wanna be careful of that Manchester, it rains and stuff there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)

At least it doesn't steal your hubcaps
or refuse to move on from tragedies that occured a long time ago.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

ZING

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Sure it does, it just names someone else and starts a whole new witch hunt to keep the locals occupied. Even I got the text yesterday!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

If anyone actually sent me a text about that
I would go fucking mental at them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I don't even know who it was from as I couldn't be arsed to put a lot of people's numbers in my phone when I changed it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

My poor mother got that today
My dad told her to reply calling the bloke a dickhead, but she was too polite and called him a dope.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I think al is Jon Venables.
He's posting from prison, which is a right easy ride, right, because they're allowed internets and drugs and an education and rehabilitation.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

And MOAR BEER

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Their allowed fucking kiddies to fiddle wif right, they get MORE RIGHTS THAN THE VICTIMS
It's a disgrace.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

What about babby P? He's up wiv da angles and Jade G

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

THat fuckIng Jon Venables and David Catchet are raping Babby P right now
THIS IS WHAT TONY B-LIAR AND GORDON CLOWN ARE DOING TO THE COUNTRY
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Innit blad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

That's cos the victims is dead innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Oh, we're alike then aren't we
Us and that Manchester.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

As alike as a thing and a much better thing

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

We're the same
Totally.
We're all thieves and whingers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

This is true actually
Mancs do love to have a good whinge.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

This thread is too long for me to read
can I have a summary?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

No

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

NO!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

No

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

please?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

There's a lot of poo talk.
Al is Jon Venables.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

God, I'm *such* a good samaritan.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

suck

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I know you do.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)

OMG this is sounding like some texts I've had this evening
Curb it you or I'll curb your face AHX stylee
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

*bites pavement*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

yay, thank you
surprised by the lack of bumming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Bums HARD

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)

ah! there it is!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

someone described their willy as looking like a dead baby bird thats fallen out of the nest before it has feathers
i got all excited and puked a little
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

*doffs cap*
Madam.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)

You really are all about the giving, aren't you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

And yet you just take, take, take.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I used to be a good boy
Then you and al happened, and now I just have to take the whole time. There's just nothing left to give.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

TL;DR
BUT I got a shout out so my day is complete!
( Peej, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)