I'll do it
Can I write about Harry Connick Jr?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He was in Independence Day.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

He was in Memphis frigging Belle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

My friend's dad flew that plane for the filming.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I am jealous
Properly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Then you won't like it when I tell you that I have flown in that plane too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

*croons*
"Oh Hitler, you can have my bullets too!"
JELLUSS
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Well, Harry Connick wasn't there at the time...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Still...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

OMG I loved that film when I was a kid. I had the biggest horn for Eric Stoltz. Then I saw him in Mask and it rapidly depleted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

ROCKY!
*Chers* Baybee mayk yewrsaylf wayl!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I don't feel well
can one of you come over and massage my back please.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

back prostate
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

What's up geeeezah?
/East Londons
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I think i've pulled a muscle in my back
I woke up last night in agony.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Oww shit dude, I've done that before and its a bastard. Try ice and heat and REST.
But don't rest too long or you'll seize up and be like the tin man when he ran out of oil. OMNIPOTENT
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

IMPOTENT

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I like the omni

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I like the Po
It's a lot like poo.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)

coprophagic boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

There's something about
the lovely slippery squidgyness.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I don't want you to do that.
But you could send your wife.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You heartless cad!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'm sorry
*proffers hugzorz*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

What's next, internet Caek?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Awwwwwww, yes pees! I wuv woo!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You called him a stupendous cunt a few days ago and now you're trying to steal my BFF.
NO MOAR I TELL YOU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Next time you come for tea you're totally getting Toad in the Hole.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

OMG, can I come tomorrow? We could totally make it a weekly thing, then post pictures of the food and us having a rilly rilly awesome time online to annoy Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Awe, we're busy tomorrow.
SAD FACE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

But I do like the plan.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

BFFS 4eva

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

This fucking sucks
Actually, bollocks to you two, me and my BFF are going to see Therapy at the end of March.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah well me and my BFF are going to Thorpe park in April so bollocks to you both.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Is that for your BFF birthday?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Yep, but Thorpe is on my *actual* birthday...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Sho is and its a school day so you can't come
Well I guess you can if you want, but you'll need to ask DiT for the special secret password to get discounts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

One of my friends got 6 BOGOF tickets!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Claims one

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Erm, I was going to invite al to that too.
But I'll totally go on all the rides with you! Up the front!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Just so we can scream and laugh and point at ugly people who totally wont want to beat us up when we get off the ride

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

We are so cool.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh baby you knows it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I fucking hate you both now
I can't believe you've excluded me. I thought we were friends.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I just wrote something really horrible that shocked even me.
I love you really Al, it's only DiT's influence that makes me be mean to you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

My god, what did you write?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I can't write it, it's too mean.
I saw THE most horrible thing I've ever seen today at work. I was too shocked to take pictures even
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Which was?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I want to hear the horrible thing too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

There was a cat with a hole in it the same size as my head

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

That's pretty freaking horrible.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I just said you were invited!
Man, touchy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

He's such a girl
Sheesh
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I'm going to start a HSH thread.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

NOT!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Get fucked cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

OI!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

What was that?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

You hear something?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Just the sound of DiT's credibility waning on the breeze

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Slippery fucker!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

That's just Al's poo. He slips it back in so he can fuck it some more

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I do, god knows I do

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

You have internet caek? OMG I WANT CAEK
I want real cake though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I have a percussion action massager with heat attachment
My family reckon I'm boss at it.
So much so that my uncle interrupted a boy&girl phonecall to shout "You'd better get in there. They're trying to massage each other and they're fucking screaming!"

Way to make a brilliant impression :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Course you can, just write some shit about anaesthesia as well please

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

It had to be ketamine...
It had to be ketamine...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah that'll do. Bus to the RVC'll pick you up from the station at 8:15 ok

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Cool
I'll phone my taxi now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:14, Reply)