Awwww.....
I honestly don't really know, but the kitten hypothesis sounds plausible.

Being as I can't help you, let me share with you my slight fear over one of my cats: she hasn't been seen for almost two days. She has gone walkabout before now (she was adopted as a stray) but because there have been major gas works outside my flat and I saw them filling up the trench with cement yesterday, I'm worried that she might now be buried.....*sob*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The last time you saw her
was she hurtling toward a window at great speed. Greater speed in fact than the two time before when she merely bounced back, this time was she travelling at a speed great enough to actually penetrate the glass and leave the cat outside?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:40, Reply)

..........................no.
She was sleeping.

Either you really don't like cats, or something's got your goat this morning.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Or alternatively
you have missed a bit of a long running joke about Batshitmentalist and her propensity for feline abuse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:46, Reply)

That would only work if currency was involved also.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

The presence of a least a penny or two within the gullet of the flying cat was implicit

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Bullseye!

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)