I was on a brewery tour yesterday evening
And I remembered I had bacon in the fridge this morning. Doing well so far.

I suppose, at a push, I could complain that I'm slightly shaky this morning after a few too many pints of ESB, but I shan't, 'cause I'm actually quite comfortable here in my office with a lollipop and a cup of coffee, so cheer the fuck up or I'll have to get myself a croissant and a glass of white wine to go with my newspaper and lord it over you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What is the lollipop like?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Orange flavour.
I actually acquired it during the tube strike last summer - the District Line being closed meant us walking to the pub for our Thursday night curry (heaven forfend we should have to earn it!). But en route, just passing through the St Paul's area, we were accosted by two nice young ladies who offered us bottles of water and lollipops. I politely took one and then she thrust a load of them into my hand, insisting that they were trying to get rid of them. I wasn't going to argue, and resisted the temptation to ask whether she was making similar offers with regards to her rather ample breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Was she old enough to get a "Who loves ya, baby?" reference?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I don't think I'm sufficiently bald to pull that one off

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I spotted a bag of Vimto lollies in the supermarket yesterday.
I was tempted.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Vimto is the drink of kings
Though I can't help but think about how easily it anagrams to 'vomit.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

kings serfs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

To be fair I don't think I've drunk the stuff since I was a paedo-friendly size

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

i knew
there was a reason i hated that purple shite.

Ribena is so much better
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)