I felt her breasts once and they're amazing
she didn't wake up or anything
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Most people have felt my breasts
I'm just that classy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

you were classy enough to reject my request
to go round the back of the bins
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

She just wanked you off on the street instead?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Ah, the joys of public masturbation.
I only got 6 months for it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No, I just caught my train home
crying as I went at the possibilities of what might have been if the local kebabery hadn't been chucking out half an dog/elephant carcass down the end of the alley.
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Maybe one day I'll be drunk enough

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

*brings a vat of cider to the next bash*

( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

That would probably do it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)