Morning all.
I've just been to war with the people who manage my lease. It was fun. Who have you been to battle with recently?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:07, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't been to Battle
since my infant school trip.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The Dynamic Rockers.
Man we burned those suckers. They was TOAST, yo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dVJEgSdSU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Morning Monty.
How's it hanging?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

TOUGH, dear boy.
Your good self?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZusIOLDRs8
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

THAT'S the one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah not too bad.
As I say, I'm off to war and feeling good about it. I'm getting my Euro MPs involved, joy, Nick Griffin is one. I look forward to meeting him with interest.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Prussia

the basterds
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I suggest Belgium.
Fuckers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I suggested Poland
and, by God, dad agreed!

The rest, as they say, is history...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Can we star battles
Al what do you and my vagina have in common? You're both massive cunts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You're just upset
because of my brilliant joke yesterday. But you still love me, much as I still love you. And your gigantorminge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

what was the joke?
the one about being in a big hole?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Yes. I said I got to waggle my tape measure in a massive hole
and then asked what people had done that reminded them of having sex with TGB.

It was very witty.

You know, I think it's almost a shame I'm getting married and will therefore never get the chance to see what it's really like to have sex with TGB.

Almost.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

sex with me is awesome
Also I missed that joke :( Were there any hilllllarious replies?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

djtrailprice said he laughed out loud
in his open plan office.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

this is shamefully true :(

( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

incidentally al
you always call me trAIlprice instead of trIAlprice. Funny joke I'm missing?
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

No, I just can't spell
I think I probably say it wrong too
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I think we'd all like to know what it's really
like to have sex with TGB.
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

it's awesome apparently
mystery solved
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Fair enough
I'll accept that answer. Motorboating her was pretty awesome. So sex is bound to be better.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I felt her breasts once and they're amazing
she didn't wake up or anything
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Most people have felt my breasts
I'm just that classy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

you were classy enough to reject my request
to go round the back of the bins
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

She just wanked you off on the street instead?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Ah, the joys of public masturbation.
I only got 6 months for it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No, I just caught my train home
crying as I went at the possibilities of what might have been if the local kebabery hadn't been chucking out half an dog/elephant carcass down the end of the alley.
( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Maybe one day I'll be drunk enough

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

*brings a vat of cider to the next bash*

( djtrialprice, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

That would probably do it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Heartburn!
*hands on hips*
*distant stare*
*fluttery cape*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I have nothing to add
And I thought that I would put it here.

Morning all.
(lympicita_ie, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)