I kind of wish I could dance
but don't want to have to go through the process of learning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I only did cos my far-too-good-for-me girlfriend suggested it
and anything that encourages her to ignore the likes of Al and stick around is fine by me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

somehow, my mrs has got it into her head that I'm too good for her. fuck knows how she got that idea.
my prior experience with ballroom dancers was limited entirely to a weirdo in my office who does it. I can't even remember his name because my mate pointed out thathe looked like Clive Woodward, and that is how I know him. I have to try so hard not to call him Clive...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Most Ballroom dancers are pretty minging
The fake tan doesn't help.

Just call him Clive. If he gets it, he'll laugh. If not, you'll laugh. At him. It's win-win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

he'd probably cry
apparently a while back he freaked out when one of the pool cars was messy. like properly freaked out, tears and everything. then didn't get it when someone got him a car cleaning kit as a secret santa present.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Christ
Yeah, leave that alone mate. My bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)