I am wearing
Red Hair Gel
A Black long sleeved t shirt with an IT Services and university logo.
Baggy but smart black trousers
black boxers
black socks
Black converse
3 rings
1 earing
1 lipring

Despite the blackness I'm not a goth and I hate Morrissey.
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Simpsons tie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I already told you I don't wear a tie
in fact I don't own a tie. And I don't like the Simpsons, I'm more of a South Park geek.
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Simpsons tie?



This will go on until you say 'ta - I'm parched. Milk and two sugars please'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I really like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm RISing at this
*sad face*
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

The Noddy Holder Joke:
It's set in 1974: Noddy is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Ok, fully unRISed now
I knew the joke just wasn't tying it to the simspons tie.

Now get me a fucking cup of earl grey and no fucking sugar.
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

How is hair gel red?

Also I didn't think people used hair gel anymore, not since Peter Andre first sachayed onto our screens.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I usually use Fructis Manga hair goo stuff
But this morning I was out and all I could find was neon red hair gel. I think its a clubbing thing but I nicked it and used it. Now I have red hair that glows under UV.
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I didn't find that Manga Hair stuff any good
as queer a topic of conversation as this may turn out to be: I tend to ues V05 Matt Clay, which works well, but my hair always kind of flops after a couple of hours, regardless of what I put in it. Ever had that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hey!
Are you guys 'metrosexual'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

no
my hair isn't asymmetrical enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

No, I'm a raging shirter

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I use the Manga because its rock hard and doesn't deteriorate through the day

( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)