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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The opening of the urethra?
I suppose it must have a medical name, but I've no idea what it is.

Edit - Jizz nozzle?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
That's what i mean
EDIT: Jizzole!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Fo' Shizzole
Jizzole.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)
We've just invented a new word
*phones Susie Dent*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Don;t ring her
I've just done a course on dictionaries.
(It was a half hour webcast on the OED, but shhh)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Why would you need a course on dictionaries?
Surely that would be about as much good as lessons on how to look up a phone book?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Yeah, but Suzie Dent!
Carol and Suzie. Smash, smash!


Not now, when they were fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Susie's always been a bit skinny though.
Like that new lass who does Carol's job. Rachel or whatever. Skin and bone.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Yeah, true
I couldn't sleep last night so spent hours watching countdown on 4od. It had bloody Pam Ayres on ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I loathe Ayres with a passion
bordering on psychosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I'll be the plane
Pam Ayres and Sandi Toksvig are the towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)
ooh, jizzle!
That's it. I'm going to call it a jizzole or a jizzle from now on.
I'm scared of saying Jap's eye in front of a Japanese person.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)
The truth is stranger than fiction...
...it is the 'meatus urinarius'.

Trust me - I'm a Doctor. (A specialist in the 'ailments of the actress'.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Google confirms this
But I prefer jizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)
You are right about Jizzle...genius.
It was always called the 'spunk-hole' 'round these parts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Meatus Cleatus?
C'mon, cleatus!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Yeah but that applies to other openings too
It must have its own speacial name.
Sod it. It's jizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Agreed
Sig edited in celebration of the new word
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Right, Jizzle it is.
*hammers desk*
'Sold - to the lady in the red shell-suit.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I totally haz one!
It's from Sweden!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:50, Reply)
A Swedish jizzle?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)
No!
A red shellsuit
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Ha ha
You took the bait!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)
*kicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)
*clasps jizzle*

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I know...
...because I am watching you though a telescope.

*whistles 'sweet dreams are made of this'*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

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