Russian "facts" about women.
1. A woman never takes off shirt, clutching at his back.
2. Women are not scratched in the back. First, they do not like to show their dismay, secondly, it spoils the hair.
3. She often pulls the strands of hair of hair, even short ones, finger or a brush of hair tickled his cheek. Men are so rarely done.
4. She never really does not understand why players, building a wall, make a funny slide palms. Therefore, it is not starting, when a movie hero gets hit with a boot in the crotch.
5. Woman bites not a cigarette with his teeth. She does not leave her mouth, but always keeps in his hand.
6. Yawning, the woman covers her mouth with his hand, not with his fist.
7. Taking a bath, a woman - no matter how long-haired, short-haired, or recover from typhoid - always pulls on his head like a turban of the amateur towels, at least for one minute. Causes of the eastern rite known.
8. Woman was almost annoying when clothes get stuck between the buttocks. The fair sex with pleasure is all this the torture device called the "bikini." In addition, usually a woman is not trying to quietly correct underwear behind, rising from his chair.
9. Swinging, something to throw, a woman removes her hand is not sideways, and back. That's why women never sent to blow up tanks.
10. Women like these torn twigs, from which so much garbage. They call them "compositions of dried flowers.
11. Shaking hands, the woman barely shakes her. About Women's handshake poet Voloshin said that it seemed "to podkidyvanie dead baby."
12. Turning to the call, the woman usually turns only his head. Man unfolds and the body, because it is much less flexible neck.
13. Women are afraid of spiders, worms and mice. They also do not like the caterpillars, even very beautiful.
14. The vast majority of women believe that to wash with soap and water is bad (How they washes - look in the bathroom).
15. Being engaged in sex, a woman thinks about whether she looks beautiful.
16. When asked to show the hands of honest men stretch out an open palm. Women stretch out his hands palms down, apparently in order to demonstrate the perfect manicure and size of diamonds.
17. Words that woman says, slapping on the finger with a hammer, you can skip without censorship in the air "Good night, kids ..." That said, in such cases a man, can not be broadcast.
18. Women open beer bottle opener for beer bottles.
19. The women dominated the thoracic type of respiration. The men in the process of respiration is actively involved abdominal muscles.
20. Women do not like it when they have free hands. Therefore, they are always with a handbag - to twirl her thong to hold the edge and endlessly in her digging. For lack of a handbag fit anything - fan, gloves, book, a flower.
21. Rise or descend from the mountains, women are trying sideways. Men just wider straddle.
22. Consider their heels women prefer, turning his back. Men simply turn raised foot.
23. By his genitals to women rather indifferent, detached attitude, they are almost strangers to each other. Women do not talk to them, not give them a playful nicknames, do not resent them.
24. On the hot sand, gravel or woman goes on tiptoe. A man comes only at the heel.
25. Sitting down, women are squeezing your knees, or just keep them in parallel. Therefore, public transport have a neighbor lady preferred.
26. Stretching, the men spread out, or raise their hands, and women bend their elbows in, pressing the sides.
27. The desire for compromise inherent in the female sex, affects how they tell obscene jokes. They may decide to publicly tell even the most greasy anecdote. But the key word probormochut so indistinctly that no one knows. More often they are trying to send indecent zest facial expressions, gestures and desperate look on his face.
28. The belt on the woman's robe tied above the navel, and men - below.
29. If a woman on the street unbuttoned fly, Rostral Columns rather indifferent react to this circumstance and calmly zastegnet pants.
30. Ears fingers silenced women, and men - with his hands.
31. When you ask a woman to give you a lighter, it sends you a lighter, but does not check your jumping ability and reaction.
32. If a man with a female perspective, very little went into the development process from ape, then we, for our part, we can also note some atavism inherited our ladies in the four-inherited from ancestors. For example, the clock found in his hair male insects. In the absence of small arthropods, the women met acne and pimples.
33. Dressed, a woman first put on his shirt, then - pants. Men usually do the opposite.
34. Woman puts on gloves before going outside.
35. Lifting a heavy object, a woman will try to move it to the side. A man carries the weight in front of him.
36. Trifle and large bills, women prefer to wear in the same place. They rarely ring pockets.
37. When punching a woman puts forward thumb.
38. When the women sit, they have a habit tuck under her leg and rest against the heel in the perineum. Men such does not allow.
39. To overcome manually wet clothes, the woman takes up his palms up, man - hands down.
40. And more: after sex the woman wants to stay awake and talking and kissing.

From here: muz4in.net/news/fakty_o_zhenshhinakh/2010-03-12-4948

Google Translate is fun.
( Wanderer, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:39, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Russian woman jokes.
muz4in.net/news/muzhskie_shutki_pro_zhenshhin/2010-03-11-4934

Run it through the translator- copy and paste gets the Cyrillic characters as well, which this site doesn't handle well.
( Wanderer, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)

And how are you doing today, Wander?
How's the family? Tip-top as usual?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Alright.
It's grey and rainy here, and I'm sure I'll find out about the family over dinner tonight. Meanwhile I've been having a lot of fun with Russian photo blogs. Ribbon "Humor-Eye Girls" is especially bizarre.
( Wanderer, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I cannot express through words quite how this makes me feel
and they say a picture paints a thousand words, which is pretty much what you posted here, so

www.nataliedee.com/082208/the-nard-of-fruit.jpg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 18:39, Reply)

that's like poetry that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I typed 'fucking irate' into google images
and this was winking at me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)