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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my head
my poor, poor head. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Morning Mata Hari

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Dirty, dirty stop out.
I'm not sure you should be allowed in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I won't be singing in your house though
unless I get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I sing AND dance in their house
and they don't throw me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Would *you* try and throw a scouser out of *your* house?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Not while she was doing a groundbreaking piece of interpretive movment
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
True this.
I've actually applied for one of them blue plaques to make sure the moment is never forgotten.

*solemn nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Oh man if the nostrils are solemn, then it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Now I think about it
I *am* going as a singer. I'll leave just before Flim-Flam starts crying, "Please DiT, make the bad man stop. He's disturbing all the guests."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Looks like we'll be leaving at the same time, then...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Pair of slags
I'll be checking behind the shed every half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I'm not
It's just that midnightshedshot.com pay me well if I get good pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)
People actually pay for those?
So I've been wasting money all these years?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Get involved Al!
I'll give you a cut if you drive me to the locations
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
And yet the performers never get a cut, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Shurrup and smile, bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)
*smiles awkwardly while crying inside*
I had such dreams when I came to this town.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Just tell your mom you're in vaudeville

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)
man, that site is HOT!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Mornin!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
ey up!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)
And how is Campbell's-soup-related-incident this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)
haha, not changed it for a while, have I
Allllriiight

did you do anything regrettable last night, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Not one thing ;)
Did spend nearly three hours on the phone to some reprobate, but I had nowt better to do.
You had any more dates?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Don't make any promises to me that you can't keep.
I don't need another al in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)
You bastard
you can never have enough al in your life
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)
That's what I mean.
You're all the al one guy can handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Morning Al!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Morning Roots
were you at your man's gig last night?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)
No
I just have to rely upon his fanciful textual assurances that he didn't suck too badly
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Do you rely on the same method to judge your sexual performance?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
You never fail, do you...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Boo-Yak-a-Sha
*trigger fingers*

And with that, I'm off to get my sweat on. Laters people.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Hasta luego

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Pipe down, Chuckles

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
He texted me to tell me that he'd punched out MrT.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)
He told me the entire front row held up letters spelling his name
On their boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Can you fit his name across one wobbly, sweaty man breast?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Oh gawd
Was the entire front row Pat from Darlington again?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)
And the back row, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)
And when you try to buy one of his fanzines
he goes "They're not for sale. Only I know his middle name and it's staying that way, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)
in a Honda Accord and everyting

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Oh man, he sounds the coolest.
I bet he's done it on all the page 3 Stunnas, and that he's walked to the North Pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

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