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My cousin is using her facebook status to remember Jade Goody on Mother's Day
What heartwarming words or deeds have taken you by surprise recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:31, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I watched Stardust last night
it made me smile and happy and sad at the same time, didn't like the schmaltzy ending compared to the book though
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:38, Reply)
I might make my mum's house watch that today.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:40, Reply)
its nice and fluffy
and Claire Danes is quite lovely, but still keeps the dark heart of true fairy tales, with some good stuff.

Have you read the book?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)
To my shame I ain't
I've only read Sandman.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Ahh you should
The original was an illustrated book / graphic novel format, then released as a standard book, then a film.

You should should should read American Gods as well, a great book
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Speaking of gods
The Nightlife of the Gods by Thorne Smith.
Supa dupa.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)
Not heard of that
worth digging out?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)
I think so

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)
I got very excited for a second or two when I thought it was Starman with Jeff Bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)
hehehe you plum!
right, time to get up I think, do me tidying and shopping then parents coming over for lunch
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Oh good lord
Is it Jeff o' clock already?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)
It's always Jeff O'clock in my house.
I'm off to my mums too.

Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:28, Reply)
You too kid!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Silly mummy didn't get the bubble wrap so I'm not going till later now.
I got bathed and dressed early for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I sometimes give Nana bubble wrap for a present
She loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)
my head
my poor, poor head. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Morning Mata Hari

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Dirty, dirty stop out.
I'm not sure you should be allowed in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I won't be singing in your house though
unless I get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I sing AND dance in their house
and they don't throw me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Would *you* try and throw a scouser out of *your* house?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Not while she was doing a groundbreaking piece of interpretive movment
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
True this.
I've actually applied for one of them blue plaques to make sure the moment is never forgotten.

*solemn nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Oh man if the nostrils are solemn, then it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Now I think about it
I *am* going as a singer. I'll leave just before Flim-Flam starts crying, "Please DiT, make the bad man stop. He's disturbing all the guests."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Looks like we'll be leaving at the same time, then...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Pair of slags
I'll be checking behind the shed every half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I'm not
It's just that midnightshedshot.com pay me well if I get good pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)
People actually pay for those?
So I've been wasting money all these years?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Get involved Al!
I'll give you a cut if you drive me to the locations
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
And yet the performers never get a cut, do they?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Shurrup and smile, bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)
*smiles awkwardly while crying inside*
I had such dreams when I came to this town.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Just tell your mom you're in vaudeville

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)
man, that site is HOT!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Mornin!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
ey up!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)
And how is Campbell's-soup-related-incident this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)
haha, not changed it for a while, have I
Allllriiight

did you do anything regrettable last night, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Not one thing ;)
Did spend nearly three hours on the phone to some reprobate, but I had nowt better to do.
You had any more dates?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Don't make any promises to me that you can't keep.
I don't need another al in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)
You bastard
you can never have enough al in your life
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)
That's what I mean.
You're all the al one guy can handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Morning Al!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Morning Roots
were you at your man's gig last night?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)
No
I just have to rely upon his fanciful textual assurances that he didn't suck too badly
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Do you rely on the same method to judge your sexual performance?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
You never fail, do you...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Boo-Yak-a-Sha
*trigger fingers*

And with that, I'm off to get my sweat on. Laters people.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Hasta luego

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Pipe down, Chuckles

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
He texted me to tell me that he'd punched out MrT.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)
He told me the entire front row held up letters spelling his name
On their boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Can you fit his name across one wobbly, sweaty man breast?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Oh gawd
Was the entire front row Pat from Darlington again?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)
And the back row, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)
And when you try to buy one of his fanzines
he goes "They're not for sale. Only I know his middle name and it's staying that way, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)
in a Honda Accord and everyting

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Oh man, he sounds the coolest.
I bet he's done it on all the page 3 Stunnas, and that he's walked to the North Pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Oh man, get the Carpenters on
in your motherfucking earphones for added bliss.
Superstar is one of the best produced things EVER. Even the shitty lecky piano.
*tambourines*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Oh man it's sunny, and Karen's on top of the muthafuckin world
She's wearing her Lead Sister t-shirt.
And Richard's had his meds so he's in full-on shit-eating grin mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I read a note on facebook
about someone not buying a DVD player from a pregnant meth-head. It was surprisingly heartwarming.

Edit: Fixed the link. That's what comes of using quick reply and not being able to preview.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Page not found motherfucker
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I seem to have fixed the problem of transfering my itunes files to my laptop by accidently deleting all of them.
Don't ask my how I did it because I wouldn't be able to tell you. I thought I was just deleting the ones I didn't want.

Oh well! *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

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