Maybe
or maybe the static discharge caused by your big fat thighs rubbing together when you walk has damaged your computer.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Would they need to be massively hairy to cause a charge to build up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Pft
I don't walk anywhere. I get wheeled around on my office chair
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Ironside?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Best theme tune EVARRR
Quincy Jones, I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Quincy Jones makes painkillers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

That took me a couple of seconds, nice work Roots

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

the day that Monty needs correcting by Roota,
we're all fucked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I am ill, Father William

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I'm desperate, Dan!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't think Roota has read any Lewis Carroll

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Ah, but have you watched
Boys from the Blackstuff?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

They made us watch it in school
failing utterly to realise that to a classroom full of inveterate snobs, the programme would be seen as nothing short of a hilarious comedy about some ghastly poor people from up north.

We were in stitches.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I thought it was very funny
And I like to see town how it looked then.
I remember watching Yozzer's bit being filmed and bawling my eyes out "NANA TAKE ME HOOOME!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

yup
as a social commentry on the dangers of northern people
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:00, Reply)