A lovely pair of breasts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I'm not mistaken you are married.
Surely your wife is blessed with norks.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

She is...
...but a gratuitous pair to arrive at my work would be delightful, and make me very happy.

I have suggested that she lays on my desk as a form of 'executive toy' but to no avail.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

What a spoilsport.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Tsk!
Modern women eh?
(And it would have saved money on a pen caddy.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I blame Emily Pankhurst.
It's getting so a woman can't get fondled in the street anymore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

And Cosmopolitan.
G-spot, my arse.
*waits*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

*g-spots your arse*
See!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Ouch.
If you do that again will you please cut your nails first.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Or just make a fist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

*sings*
"If I like it then I'm gonna put my ring on it..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)