This is definately a plan
I was thinking of employing a few locals to run errands for me, make me drinks, fan me with palm leaves and stable my elephant when I'm not riding it about town, that sort of thing.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorted
Have a nice time, and I'll listen out for your kidnapping on the world service.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)

It'll either be that
Or arrest for being in possesion of an elephant while under the influence. One of the two.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Please get one of those hunter hats
like the hunter out of Jumanji.

I can't remember what they're called. I want to say pith, but that's the annoying bit of an orange.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Solar Topi
Or Pith Helmet
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

When you say 'employing'
it infers some sort of remuneration.

Perhaps 'exploiting' would be better!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Are you some kind of leftie
Its for their own good.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)

No, no.
I'm not criticising. Merely suggesting better English!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)

What could be more english than exploiting forrins?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Nothing
I just queried the use of the term 'employing'. It sounds too much like it's an official arrangement!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)