The Orphanage
is fricking brilliant. Really creepy, but not a nasty ending.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't much care for horror films
other than zombies and vampires, and aliens
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

The Dawn of the Dead remake is really good

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Indeed it is
Nearly all the "of the Dead" remakes and recently made ones are good
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

No they are most certainly not
Day of the Dead remake - utter crap
Land of the Dead - Passable, worth watching but only just
Diary of the Dead - Crap, really crap. Watch [rec] instead.
Survival of the Dead - I skimmed through it last night and it doesn't appear to have any friggin zombies in it. Looks shite.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I concur Dawn of the Dead remake is good zombie fun! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I am planning on making a film called
Afternoon Tea with the Dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Will they have crumpets?
Oh and one of them must be called Rupert.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

The dead have no manners
the mere idea of this offends my sensibilities
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Awww
Your poor sensibilities.

*hands over a kitten*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

*eats kitten*
*with a knife and fork*
*uses serviette to gently dab lips*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

One less kitten in the world.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

'serviette'
is in my top three most hated words in the whole world.

It's up there with 'toilet' and 'lounge'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

what's wrong with toilet?
I supposed you call it the Double-you See.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

He calls it the corner of the restaurant.
Or sometimes, if he's feeling lazy, his pants.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I call it 'Al's bike seat'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I call it the lavatory

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I dispense with that nonsense
by saying I'm going to ride the porcelain bus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

In reality
I announce at the top of my voice 'I'M JUST OFF TO STRANGLE A DARKIE'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I just throw a brick at the face of the person next to me
then walk away from the resulting confusion.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I haven't seen that yet
I should do so

last one I watched was Dead Snow, which was awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I enjoyed that one

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Dead Snow was bloody hilarious
Loved every minute of it. Not scary at all but had me in stitches
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Oooh I have this on my laptop now
I can’t wait to watch it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)