I like the way he shouted and put things in bold to express urgency and panic. He even swore a few times, really adding gravitas to the entire situation.
And how it took him a good few paragraphs to make the pun between "Doctor" and "Dock Tour", which are two easerly mistakeable things to say.

And I really do enjoy the inevitable verbal dick sucking that'll come from his post.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello 9oNz0
I was blobbing like a cow shits last week. I think I've completely fucked up her best Janet Reger's and the water coming out of the washing machine looked like a bust pipe in a ketchup factory. How's the cock trouble?
(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

These are all things about his post that I, too, admire immensely.
What a great guy!!!11!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)