I don't even own a spanky hanky.

(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well we all have to have something to aspire to
I personally would one day like to meet the girl of my dreams, but then she'll probably phone me up during the Simpsons, and even though it's an episode i've seen many times before I still like to chill out after work to a simpsons episode and I will have to pretend to be happy to hear from her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

The Simpsons are dead to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It hasnt been funny since about 2002
but it's still more watchable than anything else on at 6pm
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

is not the eggheads on then?
I'm floucing with grammar today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I dont like gameshows
they make me shout rude things at the TV
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

but when you know something they don't
Vipros levels of smugness are achivable
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

that is one of the ways I built up my base level of smugness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Smugheads, the literal translation of eggheads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

it has
some of the more recent surreal episodes are great

the best one is still the one where Homer goes to work for the supervillain though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I dont think I know that one
if it hasnt been on Ch4, I wont have seen it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

it's an old one
and doesn't get shown often. it's great though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Wrong the best one is the one where Marge joins the police force.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

wrong the best is where
Homer tries to start a new religion.

Who wears short shorts
I wear short shorts!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

My vote goes to
the one where Homer achieves "hyper-obesity" so that he can work at home

or

the one where Principal Skinner and Ms Krabappel first get it on
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

ha and the helper monkey
who becomes as lazy as homer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

"Oh, I'm not handicapped, I'm just really lazy!"
Pure class.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I like the super hot chilli off episode

Mexican insanity chillis FTW!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Ooh, now that's a good point
The hallucinatory dream sequence in that is amazing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:45, Reply)

talking of Simpson hallucinatory sequences
I do love the ones in the movie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I only watched that the other night
was better than I had been led to believe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I went it with no expectations
and enjoyed it greatly. My friend who had had it hyped up beyond belief was disapointed I "har har"'d him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

good job
admittedly I can barely remember the film now, but I think I enjoyed it more than some of the futurama films.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

johnny cash ftw

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

*ahem* guatemalan insanity peppers

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Isn't life difficult?
I have a nasty itchy rash at the moment right on my volvo.
(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

good cars them Volvos

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Prone to rashing though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

But can withstand
a good ramming
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

They almost have large boots in which your can place falt pack furniture...

this doesn't work at all does it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)