Won't somebody think of the apostrophes!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I'm nowhere near
as bad as Monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

bad feminine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

He is a massive shirter god love him

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Give me a break badger girl
I'm only on my second cup of tea, I haven't even had a coffee yet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Oh god
The phrase "Badger girl" has just triggered a repressed memory of some educational program they made me watch in school...something like "Look and Read," which featured a story called "Badger Girl"...does anyone else know what I'm blithering about or is my imagination just playing horrible tricks on me...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I do
I remember Badger Girl.
It wasn't as good as Geordie Racer or Fairground.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)

The fog is clearing.
I remember Geordie Racer but not Fairground...and something about a builder singing a song about the past tense, and some wizard called "Magic E"...which really doesn't seem like the kind of thing you should be showing kids, just to put this sub-thread back on topic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I had a similar thought
I preferred "Dark Tower"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Towser the dog was an anagram of Towers!
And the friendly ghost was an auld cunt
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

and the ghost knight was played by the bloke who was Chewbacca in Star Wars
it's all on IMDB.

Of course, nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Was there also an excessively Welsh one they did
called Through the Dragon's Eye? I think I can vaguely remember the title music from it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

you fucking made that up you pervert

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Hehe
IMDB begs to differ. I think it might have been one of the later ones.
EDIT: Ok, it was made in '89, so not that much later. And it was filmed in Acton, not Wales.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You just wished it was overtly Welsh
Sitting there balancing KP Skips on yer dragon's eye
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I had hoped to go a-mining
guided by my dragon's eye. Until it suffered an outbreak of conjunctivitis.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I dont remember that one
"Badger Girl", "Dark Tower" and "The Boy from Space" is what I recollect.

Edit - Looked at the IMDB link, I was at secondary school in 1989.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)