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Stone the crows a sensible article about Mephadronewww.telegraph.co.uk/health/7467989/Mephedrone-lets-be-honest-about-party-drugs.html
I used to take a fair few drugs when I was younger, not so much any more for no other reason than my life has moved on and I don't find myself in those situations anymore.
I do however think that some kind of legalisation or governmental control, could be a far better way to deal with the problem, but what do you thinkk OT?
Alternatively Americans eating bacon with syrup on, what's up with that!?
Edited for Monty's blood pressure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:20,
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Mate, you haven't lived until you've tucked into a nice plateof waffles with crispy bacon covered in maple syrup. Seriously, it's like have a mouth orgasm throughout your whole body.
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Apologies for using the term "Mate" on the internet.I am aware it makes me look like a colossal tool.
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Nah mate, being a colossal tool is what makes you look like a colossal tool."Mate" on the internet is just gilding the lily.
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Similarly"Does this dress make my arse look fat"
"No dear, its your fat arse taht makes your arse look fat"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:30,
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Listen, my friend, I degress, because at the end of the day...*hugz*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:01,
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I personally likebacon with syrup, and I'm a tea supping Englishman.
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Not syaing there is anything wrong with itI've never had it myself, but i felt I needed a lighter question to go with the original post and the current time of day lends itself to a brekkie question.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:24,
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"ummm, yeah.....'syrup'..."(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:31,
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bacon with syrup = fucking weirdinteresting article and a pleasant lack of comments from morongs
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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yeah I thought so tooIt's interesting to see how much allof the coverage has focussed on Methadrone and not really mentioned that the two kids were also drinking and taking Methadone, the message here should really be don't mix your drugs.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:29,
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I was round at my mates the other nightand some of his housemates came back who were on methedrone. they were a fucking mess.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:31,
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For fuck's sake, you as well?Mephedrone - the drug we're talking about
Methadone - Opiate, used to wean folks off heroin
Methadrone/methedrone - NO SUCH FUCKING THING
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hehI was too busy concentrating on putting the e in it that I replaced ph with th
apologies
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:37,
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You're very angry this morninghave some internet cake and a hug
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:39,
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Noand all my mates are fucking wankers who have made other plans thus ruining poker night tomorrow.
I may just drink by myself and be bitter. So same as every other night
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:43,
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What a bunch of cunts.If I lived near you I'd get you an awesome present.
I'd even help you wipe it off your tits afterwards.
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We could cuddle toobut only for a few minutes, or I might miss some football or something.
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You watch football?To drool over the men in shorts?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:58,
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I told you, no hugs until Cornwall!I find the whole drugs issue incredibly frustrating, but am trying to resist the urge to write a furious essay on the subject, so instead I'm being unpleasant to people.
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Clendrixwill you be my BBFF
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:49,
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I can't.All my FFs belong to Al.
Wookiee is BFFless though.
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thealternativefact, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:49,
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wowshock of the year right there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:55,
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Clendrix! Clendrix! Clendrix!We're going to see Therapy? and motherfucking SLAYER together! How cool is that!
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This is brilliant and amazing.Everyone will be, like, dead jealous.
This will serve to increase my joy.
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thealternativefact, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:03,
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What does the second B stand for?If it's Busty, then it's true, she could
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I wholeheartedly endoseinternet unpleasantness
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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No you fucking don'tyour vagtastic errrrr, I can't think of a word to follow that.
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might I suggestslag-wagon
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:50,
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frustrating in what way?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:48,
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Well, for a start,methedrine, methedrone and methadone are all already the names of drugs, and if you're going to discuss the wrong one because you aren't capable of spelling it right then your opinion is worthless.
*deep breath*
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Wookiee does admin in a hospital.This means he is also a fully qualified doctor.
This is Kaol Syndrome.
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thealternativefact, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:54,
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hahahahahaahahahhahaahhahahaha
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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Clenders, pet.If you're going to accuse everyone who knows more than you about something of suffering from Kaol syndrome, there won't be anyone left.
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I heard Kaol already diedafter considering himself a qualified contortionist after seeing someone bend their arm to pick up a pint glass.
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Pet?Two visits to Geordieland in the space of six months and you've gone native.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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you said methedrone - no such fucking thing/pedant
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:03,
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I direct my learned colleague to his post earlier this morningwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post665638
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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these things happenyou won't believe it, but I accidentally called it methedrone when I meant mephedrone earlier!
good job no one jumped on that mistake eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:18,
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Is that, that "Crystal Meth" stuff?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:08,
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Oh man, my foray into the underworld of drugs is tarnished by my ability to spell =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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haI clicked this 40 times
Mainly as it should be inability to spell
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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As an older member of /OT with considerable experience of lifeI couldn't give a toss.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:31,
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Are you are one of those people that phones up TV polls to say "I don't know"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:33,
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I've always thought that a trebuchetwould be a far more entertaining method of travelling to work than the District Line every morning.
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Plus it would be quicker, more reliable and with less chances to be stabbed to death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:39,
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It helps that I work on the top floor of my departmentIf they stretched a big net between here and the building opposite, I could just land in that and climb in through my office window.
Consequences might not be quite so fun if they missed though. Unless they were to miss by a large enough margin to send me through the window of the common room, forcing me to start my day with a coffee break.
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I think they should ban itor tax it
or give it out free to children and pregnant women
Wont somebody think of the children?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:38,
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Won't somebody think of the apostrophes!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:40,
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I'm nowhere nearas bad as Monty
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:41,
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Give me a break badger girlI'm only on my second cup of tea, I haven't even had a coffee yet.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:44,
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Oh godThe phrase "Badger girl" has just triggered a repressed memory of some educational program they made me watch in school...something like "Look and Read," which featured a story called "Badger Girl"...does anyone else know what I'm blithering about or is my imagination just playing horrible tricks on me...?
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I doI remember Badger Girl.
It wasn't as good as Geordie Racer or Fairground.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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The fog is clearing.I remember Geordie Racer but not Fairground...and something about a builder singing a song about the past tense, and some wizard called "Magic E"...which really doesn't seem like the kind of thing you should be showing kids, just to put this sub-thread back on topic.
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I had a similar thoughtI preferred "Dark Tower"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:12,
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Towser the dog was an anagram of Towers!And the friendly ghost was an auld cunt
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:18,
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and the ghost knight was played by the bloke who was Chewbacca in Star Warsit's all on IMDB.
Of course, nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:21,
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Was there also an excessively Welsh one they didcalled Through the Dragon's Eye? I think I can vaguely remember the title music from it.
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HeheIMDB begs to differ. I think it might have been one of the later ones.
EDIT: Ok, it was made in '89, so not that much later. And it was filmed in Acton, not Wales.
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You just wished it was overtly WelshSitting there balancing KP Skips on yer dragon's eye
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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I had hoped to go a-miningguided by my dragon's eye. Until it suffered an outbreak of conjunctivitis.
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I dont remember that one"Badger Girl", "Dark Tower" and "The Boy from Space" is what I recollect.
Edit - Looked at the IMDB link, I was at secondary school in 1989.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:30,
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Drugs aren't the problem.The reason behind the need to take them are the problem.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:45,
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That's deep man(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:48,
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BUT THE DRUGS AM KILING R CHILDRUN.Only papers wiv
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:49,
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Syrup with American bacon is fine.But that weird cinnamon toast stuff can fuck right off.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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What will we do, now that we are excited?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:04,
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I don't know.I can't remember the last time I was this excited.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:07,
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I always thought marvin was the best character in Hitchhikers guide.All the others were twats.
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He was until they RUINEDhim with the shitty film version.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:16,
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The film should have just been zooey deschanel getting dressed and undressed for 3 hours.(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)
because you would make all other directors redundant(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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Even the mice?I thought they had it sorted.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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with red sauce or brown?(Choose your answer carefully; I can't be doing with this syrup business)
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With nothing!Bacon is fucking supreme. It does not need sauce to drown its flavour.
Just butter some bread or toast and let it shine in all its salty glory.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:07,
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You'll be shining in my salty glory in a minute, with all this bacon porn.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:13,
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Ketchup all the wayBrown sauce tastes like vinegar and sugar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:12,
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*high fives*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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Also when of the most famous brands is called Daddies Saucethen you know it's wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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But Daddie's Brown Sauce is the best of all!And yes, I realise how deeply wrong that sounds.
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Is brown because Daddy has some kind of internal bollock bleeding?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:26,
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I like how someone woke up one day and thought it would be a good idea to start selling Happy Happy Law Suite Powders.Thing with legal highs is, you can't legistate it, because they'll always change the atoms around slightly and suddenly it's a new product.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:04,
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There was someone on hollyoaks who kept on taking 'legal highs', but he was perfectly safe and nothing bad happened to anyone taking them.Which leads me to believe it's all C4's fault.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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I tried it, I liked it, I was drunk too, I didn't die. It was very very subtle.(
Peej, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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If it's like the Khat it comes from then it will be.It just tastes vile and made me horny.
Edit - 'promised that its legality would be “speedily” examined'. They made a joke.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:13,
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made your horny what?horny toad go on a rampage?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:14,
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Sorry! I always do that for some reason.*ninja edit*
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:15,
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I was very drunk when I took itand it made me feel very focused and almost sober. It also made me want to talk a lot.
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Peej, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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Ha, I thought you were talking about bacon and syrupi'm so innocent minded/retarded/tired *delete as applicable*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:18,
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I should have guessed it wasnt bacon & syrupI cant imagine it's a subtle taste, but you might have to be drunk to try it and it's unlikely to kill you (even though it sounds like a heart attack on a plate).
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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In Merkin tv they always appear to be eating Streaky baconWhereas I much prefer the back bacon. No wonder they have to put syrup on it if they are eating the fatty stuffs.
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Peej, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:31,
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Bacon & syrup = majestic combinationas for the other - 'meh'phedrone.
Sounds a bit rubbish from what friends have told me. No interest in adding that to my already overstaffed pantheon of stimuli.
More importantly, GOOD MORNING, MONGS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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not so bad, dear boy - you?I have slight Irish poisoning from last night: I went to a hilarious pub in Dalston that was like an episode of Shameless. It was fucking hilarious.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:10,
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Similarly poisoned from an evening in my local(spent defiantly drinking English Stout) but otherwise going alright. The pub cat still doesn't seem to trust me, even though I repeatedly let the ungrateful little fucker in and out of the beer garden to do whatever cats do, but the leftovers of the strange battered thing I bought home from the chippy made for an intriguing breakfast.
Which pub in Dalston, incidentally? If it's vaguely Good Beer Guide-worthy there's a chance I've had a swift pint in it.
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Only the insane would ever venture into 'The Yucatan'It's a fucking hellhole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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