Are you getting nice present on your birthday on saturday?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No
and all my mates are fucking wankers who have made other plans thus ruining poker night tomorrow.

I may just drink by myself and be bitter. So same as every other night
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

What a bunch of cunts.
If I lived near you I'd get you an awesome present.

I'd even help you wipe it off your tits afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

thanks Al
you're so sweet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

We could cuddle too
but only for a few minutes, or I might miss some football or something.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You watch football?
To drool over the men in shorts?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

help you wipe lick
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)