isn't it obvious?
walking home from town
hear shouting behind us
figure out it is directed at us
turn round ready for fight
get apologised to for mistaken identity.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH!
That's really what you were saying?
No, you're winding me up. You're saying that you did it but they were so pissed that they thought it wasn't you lot so apologised.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

do I seem like the type who would smack someone round the head with a bottle?
I was amazed they weren't so pissed that they still thought it was us after we'd turned round
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

No but I thought maybe there were extenuatiing circumstances
Or it was just your colleague
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

when I said colleague
I meant mate, and frankly I can't think of any circumstances that would lead any of us to bottle someone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Well if someone was going to batter me and he was bigger than me
and I had hold of a bottle, I'd like to think I could bash it over his head and then run
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

bottles are for fucking cowards
not that I've been in a fight, but if I was, I'd only do something like that if they were going for me with a knife or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I am a coward
If somebody was going to bash me up, I would first run.
But if I couldn't run, I would BASH them over the head and then run.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

bottles are very hard to break
I once saw a fight where some guy bashed another guys face into a tree

gotta love those redneck boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)

that's far more acceptable than hitting someone with a bottle if you ask me
like using the ropes and the turnbuckles in wrestling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I agree

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

It was quite nice of them to apologise.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

OH!
So you're saying they know it was them but didn't fancy their chances so pretended that it was mistaken identity?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Maybe!
They were intimidated by the sheer manliness of the displayed beardage.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

If a catherdral with a beard looked sideways at me
I'd give it toes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

don't think I had it at the time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Then they were definitely nice polite young thugs.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

it was
they were fucking hard looking, and plastered in blood. not a happy combination, and they were actually quite polite after realising it wasn't us
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Fucking hell I'm a shady fucker
You're telling the truth
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

you'd be amazed at how non-violent it is down here
I've never been in a fight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Wow!
Even I'm in double figures and I'm wee!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

people have tried because I'm a big fucker
but not that many really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I was just a mouthy little shit
Not often on the end of a monster kicking though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:56, Reply)

fair enough
I'm a great big coward, so kept out of the way.

I'm actually almost offended by Roota thinking we'd bottled those chaps.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I didn' think you did it for a laugh!
I thought they were big bastards who were going to smash you up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

fair enough ;-)
right, I'm off

have a good one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Laters Vip!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Very wise!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Me neither
But the very centre of town is starting to look well narky.
My part of town's sweet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Haven't had any trouble in Leeds
Just back home in Hawick and fairly routinely assaulted by randoms in Middlesbrough.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I'm a shithouse
The slightest menacing stare looks like a fight to me.
But I'm getting braver.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Yeah, I'd rather try and talk my way out of it.
I accidentally put some guy in hospital with a concusion at uni. I was running down some stairs and getting ready to throw a punch at the same time to stop him beating the shit out of a mate. I tripped over the last three steps, my bodyweight shot forward and I cracked him square in the temple, probably at least twice as hard as I would have hit him. That freaked me out a bit as he just dropped, didn't even sway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

that's got to shit you up somewhat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Very!
I only wanted him to stop hitting my friend, who really couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)