yeah...ish...
my BSc is Biology. Accountancy tends to be a dumping ground for failed scientists.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What happens to all the people who actually have degrees in accountancy then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Suicide.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Ha Ha!
I was going to say something along the lines of "They are shot the day after graduation" or "They die lonely virgins, thus removing themselves from the gene pool".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

They have exemptions from some of the professional ACCA exams
so they become accountants, only quicker.

Although the accountancy student I shared a house with at uni never seemed to have any lectures and spent most of his time sleeping or watching tv. He also didn't want to become an accountant.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Sounds almost exactly like the accountancy student I know.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

mine is Sports Science
couldn't be any more useless
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I thought you guys all became physiotherapists?
dont fancy rubbing a sweaty footballers thigh down huh? Cant say I blame you.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

nope
thats people who do sports medicine (the fourth year of the course).

SS basically enables me to be a PE teacher, a personal trainer, or an exercise consultant.


I did have plans to open a physiotherapy practice with my mate - according to an old teammate of ours they are quite lucrative. Mate now does cookery, i pretend to teach
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)