What sort of sex are you having?
Sex with a flapjack?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I just enjoy food more than sex
I do enjoy sex, but I look forward to when my next meal is much more than when my next shag might be. I think I must be a fatty on the inside.

I've never thought of combining sex and flapjack, the melty butter and liquid sugar bit might cause some injuries.

EDIT: I wrote that before I saw what Vipros wrote. Vipros, see above!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

injuries can be good
I bet Flim-flam gets DiT to flagellate her with red liquorice bootlaces
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

haha
nice mental image there.

Although they can really hurt!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

You know too much
*presses button*

Kill him!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Is that accompanied by the gobstopper ball-gag?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Oi!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Sorry
Did you tell me that in confidence?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I did indeed!
tsk tsk!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh well, secret's out now
How you doing Miss Flam?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'm great thank you!
Its so very nearly home time and its been a good day overall. How are you doing mr?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Hometime and weekend nonetheless
I'm great, dissertation in earlier this week, and getting a folio together so I can try and get folk to employ me. And I have lots of crisps and chocolate sitting next to me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Sounds good to meeee
Crisps and chocolate are a winning combo!

Good luck with the folio! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Good luck with the weekend
Don't go getting any gobstoppers stuck in your mouth again...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I shall try but I promise nothing!
You have a good one too! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)