Yum.
My afternoon has just picked up, someone has brought in Gu chocolate brownies and I am stuffing mine into my face as I type with one hand. This has got me thinking about indulgences. What is your sneaky food-related indulgence that you just have to have when others aren’t around to tell you how many calories it contains?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:31, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm a man, I don't worry about those things.
JEALOUS?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

You're a liar
is what you are!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I just drunk non diet coke.
I didn't even care.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You fatty!
Hahaha. I don't care too much about calories, people usually feel the need to tell me how fattening things are but I just nod and continue to stuff my face.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

That was 7 tea spoons of sugar
can you imagine putting 7 teaspoons of sugar in your tea!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That's one less than the average builder has.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

No, but I can't imagine carbonating my tea or drinking it cold from a can.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Carbonated tea is the tits, you should get on that shit mannn!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

facetious answer is facetious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'll eat your face in a minute.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Do you want some sugar with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Of course he does
he doesn't care, he'll eat anything... even Jordan.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

this whole thread has amused me greatly
good job all of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

We live to please sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Chilli Doritos are an indulgence
but the worst thing is sweet chilli sauce with mayonnaise on crackers with cheddar cheese. Unbelievably calorific
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

The Mint Aero
I can't get enough of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

speaking of Aero
have you seen the lynching Nestle are getting on their facebook fanpage? It's quite amusing. They can't delete the comments fast enough.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Twice in my 2.5 years in my current job GU puddings

have brought us enough puddings to fill every fridge on every floor, 8 full sizes fridges worth! They haven't done it in ages though :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Oooooooh GUUUUUUU!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

The brownies are good for factory brownies

the little lemon pots are nice too
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

when no one is around to tell me how disgusting I am
I melt butter, golden syrup and brown sugar and oats together like you would to make flapjack, but I don't cook it, I just eat the melty buttery syrupy mess.

It's better than sex.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What sort of sex are you having?
Sex with a flapjack?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I think I just enjoy food more than sex
I do enjoy sex, but I look forward to when my next meal is much more than when my next shag might be. I think I must be a fatty on the inside.

I've never thought of combining sex and flapjack, the melty butter and liquid sugar bit might cause some injuries.

EDIT: I wrote that before I saw what Vipros wrote. Vipros, see above!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

injuries can be good
I bet Flim-flam gets DiT to flagellate her with red liquorice bootlaces
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

haha
nice mental image there.

Although they can really hurt!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

You know too much
*presses button*

Kill him!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Is that accompanied by the gobstopper ball-gag?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Oi!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Sorry
Did you tell me that in confidence?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I did indeed!
tsk tsk!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh well, secret's out now
How you doing Miss Flam?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I'm great thank you!
Its so very nearly home time and its been a good day overall. How are you doing mr?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Hometime and weekend nonetheless
I'm great, dissertation in earlier this week, and getting a folio together so I can try and get folk to employ me. And I have lots of crisps and chocolate sitting next to me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Sounds good to meeee
Crisps and chocolate are a winning combo!

Good luck with the folio! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Good luck with the weekend
Don't go getting any gobstoppers stuck in your mouth again...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I shall try but I promise nothing!
You have a good one too! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

you should try mixing it with sex

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I have been known
to sit in front of the TV drinking beer and scoffing endless fried halloumi and grilled sucuk with olives and Turkish bread. The fat content must be horrifying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I have been known to sit in front of the TV drinking beer and scoffing endless fried halloumi and grilled sucuk with olives and Turkish bread. The fat content must be horrifying. watching Foghat Live and masturbating.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Strikethrough fail
That's right, I saw it pre-ninja.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*glares and waves hand in front of face*
You saw NOTHING,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Note to self:
Get thicker curtains in sitting room as a matter of urgency
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That's because halloumi is fricking ah-mazing!!
There's nothing better than shoving a massive slab of halloumi on a BBQ then shoving it in your face! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

*falls over at thought of strikethrough permutations*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Hahaha oops!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I went to the poundshop and got a variety pack of Monster Munch
I hate pickled onion, so I ate those.
But I needed to cleanse my palate, so I ate some more.

Polishing off 7th out of 8 just now. Halp :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

put the crisps down
and come out with your hands up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

They're all gone.
Fucking hell I'm a fatty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

it's alright
I had a half tin of Pringles today :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Mustn't touch the party rings.
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

not the party rings :(
put them on a very high shelf
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

only half a tin?
i eat that in maybe 15 minutes
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)