my boyfriend says I look like Penny Crayon
when I wear a beret.

Which upsets me because I can't draw things that come to life and that makes me sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish I had one of those crayons
but sadly I draw liked a retarded cripple, so all my creations would look like creatures from a Hieronymous Bosch picture.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

"Look at the dragon"
"But it's meant to be a puppy :("
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

yeah mine would be the same
all of them would look like roadkill.

My mum used to put my drawings up for about a week until the excitement had worn off and then she would bin them when I wasn't looking. And even when they were up there they were usually upside down.

It's things like this that turn kids into molesters later in life.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Are you a molester?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am
I read that as mole-ster, like the little furry creature, which is silly as I wrote it in the first place.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I read it as that when I re-wrote it
Then I was confused. Then I was scared you were going to molest me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I won't molest you
I'll molster you instead. You dig?*

*sorry, I couldn't think of a better mole-related joke.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That was really the best you could come up with?
Your eyes must have been blind to all the other possible jokes available.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

well you think of one then
if you're so smart....oh wait, I see what you did there now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oh yeah
I got one in there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Could have been worse:
Frank Spencer...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

haha win
oooh Betty
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)