Not famous, but
when I was about 16 I overheard a man in the pub refer to me as 'the roughest bird I've seen this year'

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*gasps*
hahahahahahahahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It's even funnier when you've met him!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

in my mind's eye he looks like Citizen Smith

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I always picture Captain Hook
because he has long hair, rakish looks and is always after little boys
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Haha
Nah, in my head he looks like this -

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Looking at that cover
I'm prepared to concede that I've made a terrible mistake - how could I ever have thought he looked like a total fucking turd?

I mean, what was I thinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

that's not a cover, what are you talking about?
that's a mirror
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

even Bowie's choice of mobile phone
is more than a little 'wacky' there, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

you can't seriously expect me to believe you've never tried listening to a shoe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I know the entertainment's a bit thin on the ground in Exeter, but bloody hell...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

what has that got to do with it?
listening to a shoe seems like the sort of thing Monty would do. Looking for the next great sound.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Sole music?

Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that did cross my mind
you are forgiven
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Now THAT'S POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I spent a weekend in Exeter recently
I saw a bunch of hip young people on the high street staring intently at what from a distance I assumed was an TV screen in a shop window, but on closer inspection turned out to be a cash machine.

Each time the display changed they would whoop and cheer and clap and take it in turns to touch each others genitals with their tongues.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

that sort of behaviour is usually kept off the high st

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

More like this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

POTD

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Funny though it is,
I shan't be adding that one to my profile. Hope you don't mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Not at all dear boy, not at all

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I think you have hit the nail on the head there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Rufio! Rufio!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Awww, and I bet you had dolled yourself up all nice as well

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)