Yeah well while you're drinking it
know that it means a weekend round your gaff is worth less than five pounds! How d'ya like THEM apples!
Kristine will batter you if you don't enjoy it.
It's sauvignon blanc and she got me into it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

so doesn't everyone know then?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Know what?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

that you're an internet slapper

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:56, Reply)

It's true
She slaps me all the time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

You shut your trap
Braveheart
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

FREEDOM!!
I mean, erm, NEVER!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Oh, not that you're a tightarsed alky?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Hey!
I'll grant you alky but tight-arsed... I had to physically wrestle you to let me buy you a drink.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

the barmaid looked at us funny
but I can see I'm going to have to get used to embarrassing public situations
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Your life up to this point has given you fair practice
Skirt-wearer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

It's a kilt
Get it up yez!
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I suspect Navid dealt with my BT query this evening...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

"Check the best before dates.
His shelves are aye full o' fustie pish."
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Wears ya leeeg?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:32, Reply)

They're called kilts
And we look hot in them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Course you do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Damn straight
Not that she's going to find out now
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Good
No sword dancing either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

You wrestled alright
Naked and covered in goosefat with those gay lads in the corner.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

they were so sweet weren't they?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Adorable

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Oi you prick
just because I recommended Sauvignon Blanc doesn't mean you picked a good label
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Yeah it was about four quid!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:14, Reply)

that's what, like a hundred dollars here?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Um...
Yes. Because I'm pure class me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:16, Reply)

YEAH HAHA
hahaha you lying prick
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)