Muh-ha-ha-ha
I've just noticed that a bottle of wine has been left in my fridge. I don't normally drink wine but I'm going to make an exception because it's technically free. Hell, I'd drink Tennents Super if someone left a 6 pack of it. I'm that Scottish.

What wouldn't you drink if someone left it in your fridge?
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:33, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh and DiT / Flim Flam
You may have the bottle of Old Speckled Hen that I left in yours x
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:33, Reply)

We do.
I'm going to drink it now, and I'll have half a conversation. I'll pretend you're filling in the gaps.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I start touching my body
every few moments. It'll be just like you're in the room with me.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

*spaff*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:50, Reply)

goldschlager and any type of barefoot wine

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:39, Reply)

goldschlager is awesome
particularly if you gargle it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)

i really want some now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

also goldschlager

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Erm, no.
If you like wine, that's fair enough.
If you're just drinking it because you drink anything, like a tight-arsed jakey, then I'd consider drinking something you actually enjoy and leaving the wine for its rightful owner. Somebody who actually enjoys nice wine. Very much.

Or you could consider it a thank you and try to genuinely enjoy it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I'm going to wince as I drink all of it and think of you fondly

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Yeah well while you're drinking it
know that it means a weekend round your gaff is worth less than five pounds! How d'ya like THEM apples!
Kristine will batter you if you don't enjoy it.
It's sauvignon blanc and she got me into it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:51, Reply)

so doesn't everyone know then?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Know what?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

that you're an internet slapper

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:56, Reply)

It's true
She slaps me all the time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

You shut your trap
Braveheart
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

FREEDOM!!
I mean, erm, NEVER!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Oh, not that you're a tightarsed alky?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Hey!
I'll grant you alky but tight-arsed... I had to physically wrestle you to let me buy you a drink.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

the barmaid looked at us funny
but I can see I'm going to have to get used to embarrassing public situations
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Your life up to this point has given you fair practice
Skirt-wearer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

It's a kilt
Get it up yez!
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I suspect Navid dealt with my BT query this evening...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

"Check the best before dates.
His shelves are aye full o' fustie pish."
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Wears ya leeeg?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:32, Reply)

They're called kilts
And we look hot in them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Course you do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Damn straight
Not that she's going to find out now
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Good
No sword dancing either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

You wrestled alright
Naked and covered in goosefat with those gay lads in the corner.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

they were so sweet weren't they?

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Adorable

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Oi you prick
just because I recommended Sauvignon Blanc doesn't mean you picked a good label
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Yeah it was about four quid!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:14, Reply)

that's what, like a hundred dollars here?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Um...
Yes. Because I'm pure class me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:16, Reply)

YEAH HAHA
hahaha you lying prick
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A bucket of month old tramp's piss.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:44, Reply)

So you
wouldn't drink Tennents Super then.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)

No way.
But then I am teetotal.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

irn bru

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:45, Reply)

But but but
Irn-Bru is fucking magic!
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)

it's rancid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Your face is rancid
/childish
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, Reply)

your mum is rancid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Your maw's face is rancid
/wins
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

*flounces*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:03, Reply)

*victory dances*

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

send it to meeeeeeeeeeee
I've only had it once :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)

it's unlikely any will get in my fridge
but if it does, I'll post it to america for you :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

"It's not a drink from those crazy yanks
You know it's made right here and it's tougher than tanks!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Damn straight
Made from real girders.

Incidentally, it does actually contain small amounts of iron, so I class it as good for me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

ferric ammonium thingummy

( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Iron

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

0.002% ammonium ferric citrate
I googled
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Iron
Trufax.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:23, Reply)

You're wrong
Just wrong. Although I think it is slowly turning my insides orange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:56, Reply)

if only
i need someone to become my "official" Irn-Bru exporter
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Malibu
foulest stuff ever bottled
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:59, Reply)

malibu and coke
drink of the gods
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Right now I can't drink anything.
The pain meds I'm on contain Tylenol, and combining that with alcohol can do major liver damage.

I'd kill for some scotch about now.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:09, Reply)

someone once gave me a bottle of champagne
it was dead old and when poured was the colour of tramps piss. i had it with lemonade.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Ee, and I bet it was worth a mint.
Whereas Tesco Cava would have been gorgeous and under a fiver
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

nah free innit, i think they won it on a fucking raffle back in '87
my mam won a bottle of pompagne this weekend, got my name written all over it. i'll probably get that in 20 years time an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)

My mate won a bottle of Hock once
Gave it to me. Fucking hell he must hate me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My nan likes a nice hock. And a blue nun too.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Aw but she's old
Bless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)

To be fair, she'd drink fucking meths if you told her it would get her bongoed.
At my wedding, her and my granddad were last in the bar. Skillz.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

My dead nana was like that
One party her and Grandad were still sat drinking on my mum's couch at 9am.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Hardcore.
I hope to be like this when I am old.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You aren't like this already?
My uncle kept doing the rounds with the champagne at a family birthday party a few weeks ago. His walking was starting to develop a distinct weave by the end.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Southern Comfort
shudders
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Oh god that shit is evil.
If I drink it, it makes my legs drunk, but they haven't told the top half of my body. This leads to lots of falling over.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

many many years ago
I drank quite a lot of it, quite quickly, with quite spectacular results and a quite vile hangover the next day.

Never ever touched it since, the mere thought of the stuff makes me grimace
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

probably
the only alcohol that I'll decline
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:01, Reply)

Strongbow.
And there's a clear cider called 'Vox' that made me ill when I was fourteen. *bokes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I have cans of Strongbow in the kitchen
It was on special offer in Tesco at Christmas. I may go get one...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Tomato Juice

( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

What's the script with that shit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)