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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morrow, fair denizens of the hamlet of Internette
I am motivating myself by pretending to be medieval.

It's not fucking working.


*batters a serf to death anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Got any leeches for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:36, Reply)
My gracious Lord
Wilt thou be claiming Droit de Seigneur this day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:37, Reply)
Too fuckin' right mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:40, Reply)
I'll have one prepared
Will you need the otter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Hopefullly not,
but do have one on standby just in case, there's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)
Manneth the fucketh uppeth.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Hast thou a lisp, comely wench?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:41, Reply)
T'was caused by the Scold's Mask

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)
Less of the comely if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)
Buxom?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Oh I thought he meant fat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)
He did
but in an old school rubanesque sort of way, not a council estate Cottage Chicken sort of way!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)
I do happen to be very Rubenesque.
But without the cellulite that you see on all his figures.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:49, Reply)
That's not cellulite
That's just where the paint's cracked with age!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Is 'haggard crone' preferable, then?
There's no accounting for taste...


'Comely' simply means attractive or pleasing on the eye, you fucking weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)
Now you're just being fac....facei.....facecious?
Arsy!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I called my girlfriend a clawing harridan once
it didn't go down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:53, Reply)
She didn't object when I called her that.
Mind you, she was clawing at the inside of my car boot at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is why I need to ditch the hatchback

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:58, Reply)
She's alright - you could do worse
I would let her catch you calling her that though mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Do you think that gangsters take this into account when buying a car?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I think it's lower on the list of priorities
than spoilers, racing stripes, farcically low suspension, a thumping loud stereo and a pair of jeans that hang halfway down their buttocks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

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