Do you reckon the FAQ on fasthosts might give you an inside scoop?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Novel, I like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

by which you mean 'minge'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Creme Eggs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Is minge the new breasts?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

One can dream.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Does that mean I can start jiggling peoples
minge?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Now that I would pay to see.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

You can have the first jiggle if you like

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

They tell you what to do
But don't provide answers to the above questions.

Thus i've posted them here
( applehead herp derp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Bless you for thinking we might be a helpful bunch.
You're incredibly unlikely to get any sense out of us.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

PsychoChomp's answer seems helpful
However, it might be an elaborate ruse to lull me into a false sense of security. So then I upgrade and *BOOM* my website passes the event horizon and disappear, never to be seen again
( applehead herp derp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Can't you raise a ticket with them and ask them?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)