Upgrade you minge
to a creme minge, I can help with this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I read that as ceramic minge
I reckon I could make a fortune selling ceramic minges. I'd make plain ones for everyday use and ones with golden pubes for when the vicar comes round for sunday tea
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Could you make one with a picture of Diana's face on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Only on the
anniversary of her death. Shall I put you down for one?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Yes please, can I have a postal discount
if I order some kitten minges as well?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

If you order kitten and Diana minges
you get a Goody Minge as a special free gift
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Wasn't it her minge that was cancerous?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

This one comes
with removable cysts.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

oh that's disgusting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

That's why it's 50% off...literally

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

that is also disgusting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not sure I want a minge that dances the Funky Gibbon...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Really?
I thought everyone wanted one of those.

I may have to ask the internet for help on motorising my minge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

NEW TECH THREAD!
MOTORMINGE: Where can we get one, how easy is it to fit, and which platform should it operate on?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

My favourite band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

With their massive hit
"The chase is better than the snatch"

How are you today, old chap?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)