I've had my nuts examined by the doc
he is no longer my doctor, but is still a friend of my parents and a friend of the landlord of one of the pubs my band plays in.

Nice guy, but can't get round the fact that he's the only other man who's had his hands on my giggleberries.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How much did he pay you?
Edit *examined*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm sorry, but...
Your doctor is now a pub landlord?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)

He holds surgeries in the bar,
after chucking out time.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:28, Reply)

He was struck off for touching up young men

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:28, Reply)

only Vipros didn't complain
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

no need to apologise
but no, he is friends with the landlord
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I knew that
just having a pedantic grammar day.

I wish I could have a pedantic spelling day, just once.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

i've had a vasectomy, and when i was younger i found a lump
so various people have had a go on them

it's not pleasant, that's for sure
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

as I had found a lump
the peace of mind from knowing it was nothing eased the unpleasantness of the examination itself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)