You be careful
And don't go telling them my real name.
And don't turn into a scary prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm a Freemason hon
:D
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

What?
Oh my God I'm well scared now.
Aren't they the ones who can have you bumped off and that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You're my wife now Dave!

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

:S
Listen you, too many people will notice if I 'disappear'.
And don't ask none of your paedo judges or bent coppers to help you wriggle out of it.

EDIT: I'm just messing right. Don't kill me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Are you "On the square" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

How do you become a Freemason then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Not you and all!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm curious
does someone just come up to you one day and say "So, Freemason eh!?" and if you go "yeah, interesting bunch" then they go "So, want to join eh?"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I got asked
cos my granddad was one

I declined.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Why did you decline?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

it's not my bag
plus, the old man has a massive dislike of masons, for what reasons I am not entirely clear. It was his father-in-law who was the mason, not his father.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I hear ya

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

But who asked you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

it was at my grandfather's after-funeral do
I was talking to one of his fellow masons. they asked if I was interested.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

So you've got to know a mason to become a mason
That sounds terribly discriminatory
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

not necessarily
my experience is very limited

ask The Great Architect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You ask too many questions
We're going to have to take you for a little ride...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I dunno
I'm not saying one more word about them in case I get iced.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry, I won't.
I think it means I can jump the queue at Harrods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)