i bet the bastard even makes it rhyme with 'cone'
edit: hahahaha, it worked
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bet he did as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Because it does you
retarbs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

You can have the Captain V prize for spasticary.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Is it covered in bubblewrap and
cotton wool so he couldn't poke an eye out?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*buys protective kevlar baygros*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

No it fucking doesn't, it rhymes with gone. FACT.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Even though it's
cone with an S on the front? S-cone. If it was spelt Sgone then it would be pronounced as you think
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

that has nothing to do with it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

S-cones pick up blue wavelengths better. FACT.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It ought to rhyme with "spoon"
like the place name.


But it doesn't. This is why the world is going to pot.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

"It's spelt 'scone' but it's pronounced 'throatwarbler mangrove'"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

The right answer at last.
2nd place: rhymes with 'gone'

88th place and Hyacinth Bucket award for spasticity: rhymes with 'cone'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

if you are a fucking spastic maybe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

No if you fucking a spastic it's pronouced scon
which is why CHCB is wrong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

^isn't this a complete u-turn?
EDIT: my mistake: what it is, is semi-literate nonsensical gibberish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

*cries*
fine you win Monty, I'm gone from this place.

*flounces*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/evidence.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Go back to the original post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

NEVER!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

OK then Mohammed, have a mountain:
Damn you Monty
Do you at least agree that Davd Bowie was the greatest recording artist of all time?
( TGB Please press 1 for a slow death involving spoons, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:46, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

That cracks me up, you blithering mongol.
(Monty Boyce : aka 'Lethal Jizzle', Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I went looking
I didn't see the original

and I still haven't seen it

so basically, you love Bowie
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Damn! I've been rumbled after all this time

*listens to a shoe*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

ha!
I knew you'd capitulate sooner or later
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)