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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Was that one of the murder weapons
In the Jamie Bolger special edition?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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There there, you're both wrong
the correct answer is, "all board games are a boring waste of time"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:28,
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Oops
sorry, it's hangover-o-clock at the moment. I'll try to be more cheery..."GO BOARDGAMES! WOO!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:33,
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Ta, have some pacers*
*green & white stripey chewey mints
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:37,
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Boss!
I can play scales.
It occasionally sounds like a goose but that is to be expected. Right?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:41,
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Alto :)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:02,
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yes
in fact in the olden days, poor people used to play a goose if they couldn't afford a real saxophone.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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I like this.
What a wonderful mental image.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:54,
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I can't afford a saxophone yet
So I shall bear this in mind thanks Kitty!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:06,
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I just remember the advert enthusiastically saying "STRIPES!"
I guess people were more easily impressed in the 80's
Edit -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=61l4F3Q-uBg&feature=related
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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Few people remember Pacers
Well done!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:28,
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yay!
now you can play in the treehouse with us. The password is cherries.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:35,
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Great!
i'll bring my Beano annual and some panda pop
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:39,
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omg
it'll be the best summer EVER
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:42,
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you just have to make everything dirty don't you?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:09,
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I'll already in my shellsuit
It's purple with a pineapple on
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:43,
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When I cracked my head open
I bled all over mine and I was properly gutted.
I'm just glad i wasn't in my beano print charlottes (the shorts not the onions)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:53,
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culottes and shallots
You're welcome!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:28,
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