Aww bless...smack her round the head with a big reference book.
I try not to have anything to do with trainees. They tend to be 18 year old girls with gravity defying breasts. Trouble with a capital "T".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well
this one is male. and truly, obscenely fit. the first time he walked in, i think my instructions were gaaaaaaaaah accompanied by some attractive dribble. the sad thing is, now that i know just how dim he is (the wheel is spinning. the hamster is dead.), i can't even appreciate the glorious looks because i just want to brain some sense into him. and i am sure you'd feel the same about the perky 18 year-yeah, right!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Afternoon swipey!
How's things with you, apart from the retarded assistant.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

i am posting from my bed
with a killer headache. can't decide if it is better or worse than being at work! how are you stranger??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I think any excuse to be at home is generally better than work.
I'm stupidly busy at the moment. I was looking forward to my birthday on friday, but now I have to go on a course on waste management in Luton. I hate Luton.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)