I'm going to have a bubble bath and then moisturize every inch of my being.
I'll leave my hair to dry naturally so it goes curly and then sit on the bed in my black satin jammies and file my nails.

That should do it.

Oh and I'll put The Big Lebowski on the TV while filing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:09, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's exactly like one of my good nights
Except for the curly bit. Mine's not curly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I think I'm going to go shopping for a new shade of lipstick

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I usually stick to reddish brown or dark red.
I don't seem to suit other colours.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I only wear those colours
Or pale gloss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I don't do red, I don't have the complexion for it, I'm pale and freckly :(
so I usually stick to just chapstick or a beige pink
but I want to try something darker and bold ! SEXY!
I likely won't find anything that looks good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I thought you had red hair?

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

brown wiv blonde highlights innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You can do red. You just have to find out which shade of red.
You need to go to one of those make up ladies at the counter and find out.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I am white as a sheet
I wear red!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I need to bleach my teeth is what I need to do.
Any shade of red just makes my teeth look bleurgh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Get browny reds
and not orangey ones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Get a red lip stain.
They're not as strong as full colour lipsticks.

www.benefitcosmetics.co.uk/gp/product/B000JJLF1K/sr=1-3/qid=1260790770/ref=sr_1_3/280-5699001-8445523?ie=UTF8&n=48845031&bcBrand=core
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I reckon she should go for red teeth and white lips
that'd be fucking boss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

What's boss is that you said 'boss'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I quite like it
not said it out loud yet though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Say it today.
To just one person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

it depends on whether something is worthy of it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Go home and tell the misses she's boss.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

^ This

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

She already knows that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

It's nice to be reminded now and again.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

it'd still have to be at the right moment
I can't just blurt it out, it'd sound weird
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Just go
"Awww, you're boss you are"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

is 'file my nails' a euphemism for a menage a une?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

No! I don't usually bother with euphemisms.
I'm dead classy like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

vagina dentata

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Well done!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

To be honest, I don't know how your flat can contain so much sexy.
It's something I struggle with all the time, it's a good thing really that Sexface is here to counter my awesomeness.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

OH FINE THEN, IGNORE MY PANDERING, FUCK YOU THEN.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)