I don't even own a vagina.
edit:
but my charming uni cockney housemate used to refer to them as either "rat" or "axe wound"
He also refered to the process of having sex with someone as "ruining them"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

axe wound was going to be my suggestion, as a fellow non-owner
"ruining them" is just delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

"how did things go with jenny? Did you ruin her"
was a typical greeting in the morning.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Chivalry is alive and well, I see.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I seem to recall that I knew someone at uni who used to say the same
and I think he was cockney too.

filthy bastards
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

This is one of my friend's favourite sayings.
He's from London, but posh London, not cockney.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

are you trying to do tree puns again?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

No, I just can't type.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

thought so, I was just giving you the benifit of the doubt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Nope, I'm not witty,
Just retarded.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's ok, you're pretty you don't have to be witty or clever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Pffft.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

The fact he was very camp made it seem ok.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

man, i could do with a good ruining

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Did you get it wet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Was her messy hairy kabab tasty?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I think this thread is turning me gay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Heh, I was thinking the same.
This thread is more gynocologist than porn star.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)