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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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God no.
Use a real one. Lovely and soft on your ringpeice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
What about the claws
And the teeth?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)
You train them to lick instead of biting.
Honestly, it is like having a bidet that you can play fetch with.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)
That's all very well,
But you couldn't let it lick your face after.

I have an image now of a bidet galloping round a park chasing after a bar of soap.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Oh that is just disgusting.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)
The licking or the chasing?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)
get one of the boarders
to animate it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I don't know any of them :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)
scribble some crap on there
and mention you're a teenage girl and they'll fawn over your "awesome talent" for a while.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

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