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(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No, that was a real-life boy who lives near me.
Different scenario entirely.
You weird stalky cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

So you met your now boyfriend in January?
but you snogged this real-life boy on January the 30th?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

We first started corresponding in January, as mates.
he was not my boyfriend in the slightest.

And it was January 29th.

And I have no secrets, you shit stirring weirdo stalky cunt!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

slag

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Depressed cunt.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Stop, you'll push me over the edge.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Just give yourself a rest Chomp.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ahhh, the old "We were just mates at the time, it doesn't count, we're only just going out now... SHUT UP ITS NOT CHEATING SHUT UP SHUT UP" thing !
I've heard that one before, plenty of times... Never done that one though, it's not because I'm not a slag (I am one), it's just nobody ever loves me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Haha shaddap a you face, you
He knows aaaaaaaaaall about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Did you GAZe into his eyes?
Wait a sec, does he have saucy photos of you? We're in the same club now, I can totally dib them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

He gazzed me a cock
Like totally.
Which is more than that heartbreaker Edmund ever did.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Did he upload it to his b3tards account? Because ......*Goes off to check something*
1) Go to his profile
2) Find any image there - Right Click on it - "Copy URL"
3) *Paste URL into the URL bar, removing the file at the end of it*
4) .....Damn it, they've changed b3tards around now so you can't browse the directories. If they didn't do that, I'm pretty sure I could have gotten to that picture.

Drat, if this was a few months ago, I would have totally been able to be all like "LOL A COCK", and then be self concious for the next month or two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Like I'd be that daft Gonz ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I had a plan that I came up with a few months ago.
Start making pictures again using b3tards, then upload a photo of a huge throbbing 9 incher with the filename "For_you_[insert female b3tan of choice]_WINK.jpg", but don't tell anyone about it and completely ignore it. Then, inevitably, a good 6 months later, when someone finds it, they'll think I've sent this picture to the girl and that I've got a huge one. They'll gaz a few people saying "Look at what I found", someone with a troll account will link it to everyone with a NSFW warning. I'll act all embarased, ask them to please stop it, and everyone will presume I've got a huge 9 willy.

Naturally, the girl in question would be horrified, but it would be worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I could make it black to really fuck with people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

If you are not a millionaire by 30, there's no justice in this world
That is some forward planning and knowledge of the market right there
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I just need to get off my kaboose and get on with it really.
It's bound to happen at some point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Yes, this isn't totally weird in any way, chompy, not at all.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I was looking for my "Slag" and "I can't understand what you're saying try not to talk with a mouth full of cock" replies
I was trying to be funny, so yeah, shut up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)