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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was trying to tune your nips into Radio 4

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
They only get Jazz FM.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)
That'll do,
just to set the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Yeah! bad mood.
How would you like it when your getting frisky with your other half and after a little groping, Acker Bilk starts playing his clarinet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)
That's why I choose Radio 4
The smooth tones of Eddie Mair should get you moist.

Its not my fault your tits have limited reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Haha!
Maybe they just haven't been tuned by someone who knows what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Don't you come with an instruction book?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah but it's in Japanese.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I'm a real man anyway.
I have never read an instruction book.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I'm pinning my hopes on finding a 6ft Japanese Jeff Bridges look-a-like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)
i'm sure they already made a film of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Tokyo Gore Police.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

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