It's the gesture
They're flowers - just fucking flowers - because I want to show that I care.

I like getting her flowers and I like fresh flowers in the house.

I've said that I'm never buying her flowers again and she gets arsey about it.

I don't think it's insecurity or trust - it's just bloody ridiculous.
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She's bound to be a bit hostile after all your affairs got made public.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

If you want to show you care
Stop buying her gifts that make her suspicious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Hmm
You're right - flowers. Very suspicious...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Clearly they are
If buying flowers means you and your Clunge fall out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"I like fresh flowers in the house."
there's your problem

you're a big gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

hit the nail on the head
no wonder she goes fucking mental
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)