Come on, who is it!
I haven't just come up the Irwell on my mother's piano.
You're no long-time lurker. You're a puppety thingy.

If I weren't already taken, I'd say Fredz' method was spot on.
I'd also say ask djtrialprice. It took him a matter of weeks to get me on our first date.

If you really are a merkin visiting Liverpool, may I suggest you arrive in the last weekend of August for the Mathew Street Festival. I shall pass on your details to my family, who will hand you sandwiches and booze from their ever-ready cooler bags.

This is the oddest thing I've ever woken up to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Even by /offtopic standards, this is quite creepy.
Not you, the OP.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:41, Reply)

Well you'd think so
But I'm desperately holding onto the assumption that it's a wind-up.
I mean it HAS to be a wind-up.
And if it's a wind-up, it's either very funny, or a bit snipey.
Either way I don't mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:45, Reply)

I love you, Roota.
That's NOT a wind up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:51, Reply)

Haha
Cheers kid, back atcha.
WTF though eh!
This place...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:53, Reply)

People from b3ta are WEIRD. I don't think I've met a normal person from here
and I've got around.

I've not been on /ot for a while, though. What have I missed? Apart from the advent of the quick reply...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:04, Reply)

I've met mostly totally lovely darlings
Apart from Al.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:06, Reply)

You love me
you're just scared to admit your feelings.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Sshh
I just can't deal with it right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:15, Reply)

You've got an awesome sounding stalker up there
I bet he's got a room dedicated to you and all things Roota. It's got red scarves hanging off the walls, and little pictures of St Jude, and he probably rolls around on the floor naked making grunting noises like a pig.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:16, Reply)

That's no bleeding stalker
At best it's a mate having a laugh, at worst it someone taking me down a peg or two.
Gawd knows :)
It's not a really real person, surely?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I think it's your mum trying to big up your ego

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Aw, that would be so sweet
But I suspect less fluffy motives.
Or maybe I'm a cynical old trout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:23, Reply)

I'm pretty normal
That time you met me I was just very drunk
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Oh, you were. Very, very, drunk.
To be honest, so was I.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:16, Reply)

That's because you only meet the ones willing to sleep with you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Sexface was willing?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I'm sad this has made its way over here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:21, Reply)

I read about it on /talk
it hasn't actually made it over here as a topic of conversation. It's just forum banter innit!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I forget you're cross country.
Oh, happy birthday slag. I would have wished it earlier but it didn't show up on my facebook.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I've met plenty who haven't wanted to sleep with me.
I know, it's rare that someone wouldn't want to fuck me on sight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Fuck you, you've met me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I'm like totally normal thank you very much!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Thank you for your suggestion, and your offer of sandwiches and booze, but I'm stuck with the middle of September. Perhaps they'll keep?
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

We all want to know who you are
And for fuck's sake please tell people you are not me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:03, Reply)