How to seduce Roota?
at least into a fancy date?
Visiting Liverpool from merica in September. How would you seduce Roota without much time (on a three day visit)?
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:35, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Man, I'd probably find out what kinda music she likes
Though to be fair I've already got an idea and like, make her a mixtape or something, and bring some wine round and be all cool but coy about it. But to be honest she's probably gonna read this and know what you're up to now, so you might have ruined the moment.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:47, Reply)

music, wine, in the moment
Thanks

Music -something like this www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mnmz_victory-walk-preservation-hall-jb-1_music
with a tip - keep yer reed wet

wine - anything goes ($$$ the better, $ even better)

the moment - how the f can I ruin a moment 1,500,000 seconds from now?

Long time lurker, hope I'm not being too cheeky
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Bold would be more appropriate.
Go for it ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:12, Reply)

Boldness
I think I'll save my bold for the moment - that's "the moment" as opposed to the now. Thanks anyway, and hope you're doing good
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:18, Reply)

Ok, this definitely isn't creepy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 5:34, Reply)

You think?
Yeah you're right.
You up and at 'em for work then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:29, Reply)

Oh, alright bird?
I've woken at 5am the past couple of days. My mind seems to be buzzing a lot lately and I can't get back to sleep.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Alright lad aye
The birds are very loud at the mo. Could they be waking you up?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It's usually that.
They're starting at quarter-to-four five, duh, at the moment and the three or four times the morning chorus crosses my wake-up time I tend to get caught out by them. So probably. The clocks change this weekend so I'll be ok for another three or four weeks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't do it in public for a start.
Knock yourself out though, and give it whirl.

Unless we have an american cousin here, who has dicovered irony. This could be a new hope for their race, a boost up the evolutionary ladder.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 6:57, Reply)

I'm hysterical here Bart :)
Who do you reckon it is?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:30, Reply)

I think I saw a QOTW answer a few days ago
and thought it was a sock puppet then. But I'm afraid I can't make a connection.

I think this will be the mystery of the day.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:50, Reply)

Oh I guess we'll never know
I can live with it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:52, Reply)

If you do meet him.
Take the rest of the Boswell family with you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:54, Reply)

That would frighten any fucker off!
Which is why I suggested meeting them on Beatles weekend ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:55, Reply)

It won't be Monty then

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:55, Reply)

Haha, no
He is going to Chester for Bowie weekend though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:58, Reply)

Is Bowie big in Chester?
I know for the North, Chester is a bit gay, but Bowie?...
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:00, Reply)

I just think if it were anywhere up here
It would be Chester
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:02, Reply)

Agreed
It is the Brighton of the north
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:08, Reply)

I AM FUCKING WELL NOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

he's in denial
gag him and sedate him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I AM FUCKING WELL NOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Kinky.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I AM FUCKING WELL NOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:21, Reply)

slap him round the face!
he's hysterical!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Come on, who is it!
I haven't just come up the Irwell on my mother's piano.
You're no long-time lurker. You're a puppety thingy.

If I weren't already taken, I'd say Fredz' method was spot on.
I'd also say ask djtrialprice. It took him a matter of weeks to get me on our first date.

If you really are a merkin visiting Liverpool, may I suggest you arrive in the last weekend of August for the Mathew Street Festival. I shall pass on your details to my family, who will hand you sandwiches and booze from their ever-ready cooler bags.

This is the oddest thing I've ever woken up to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:27, Reply)

Even by /offtopic standards, this is quite creepy.
Not you, the OP.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:41, Reply)

Well you'd think so
But I'm desperately holding onto the assumption that it's a wind-up.
I mean it HAS to be a wind-up.
And if it's a wind-up, it's either very funny, or a bit snipey.
Either way I don't mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:45, Reply)

I love you, Roota.
That's NOT a wind up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:51, Reply)

Haha
Cheers kid, back atcha.
WTF though eh!
This place...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 7:53, Reply)

People from b3ta are WEIRD. I don't think I've met a normal person from here
and I've got around.

I've not been on /ot for a while, though. What have I missed? Apart from the advent of the quick reply...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:04, Reply)

I've met mostly totally lovely darlings
Apart from Al.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:06, Reply)

You love me
you're just scared to admit your feelings.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Sshh
I just can't deal with it right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:15, Reply)

You've got an awesome sounding stalker up there
I bet he's got a room dedicated to you and all things Roota. It's got red scarves hanging off the walls, and little pictures of St Jude, and he probably rolls around on the floor naked making grunting noises like a pig.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:16, Reply)

That's no bleeding stalker
At best it's a mate having a laugh, at worst it someone taking me down a peg or two.
Gawd knows :)
It's not a really real person, surely?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I think it's your mum trying to big up your ego

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Aw, that would be so sweet
But I suspect less fluffy motives.
Or maybe I'm a cynical old trout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:23, Reply)

I'm pretty normal
That time you met me I was just very drunk
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Oh, you were. Very, very, drunk.
To be honest, so was I.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:16, Reply)

That's because you only meet the ones willing to sleep with you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Sexface was willing?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I'm sad this has made its way over here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:21, Reply)

I read about it on /talk
it hasn't actually made it over here as a topic of conversation. It's just forum banter innit!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I forget you're cross country.
Oh, happy birthday slag. I would have wished it earlier but it didn't show up on my facebook.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I've met plenty who haven't wanted to sleep with me.
I know, it's rare that someone wouldn't want to fuck me on sight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Fuck you, you've met me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I'm like totally normal thank you very much!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Thank you for your suggestion, and your offer of sandwiches and booze, but I'm stuck with the middle of September. Perhaps they'll keep?
(BalthasarusWhodatSaintdeVinci, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

We all want to know who you are
And for fuck's sake please tell people you are not me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I'm surprised
that no-one has yet suggested Rohypnol.

Seduction guaranteed! Or is that sedation...?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:17, Reply)

I prefer sauvignon blanc nowadays

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Fair enough
Probably cheaper!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I reckon it's Bartleby
because they both start with Ba-.

Genius, I know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:26, Reply)

So does 'bastard'
It's you! ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:27, Reply)

So does Baccara!
Yes Sir, I CAN boogie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:29, Reply)

So does Bacharach
It's Richard Carpenter!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:30, Reply)

and BA Baracus
don't drink the milk!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

In your dreams
or maybe not
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Its not me for a number of reasons:
1. I would not announce myself in advance.
2. I'm saving myself for BGB.

Thanks for thinking it is me though. In fact I'm well chuffed. Yeah.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Don't save yourself for me.
I like my men well used.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Don't worry I'm pretty knackered.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I'm now thinking of Bartleby
as the human equivalent of one of those canvas camera bags which is all scuffed and has holes worn in the corners. You know, the sort of thing that the company which makes them (I forget the make) uses in their ads to show how long they last.

"Mr Quickshutter has used this bag for his kit since 1957 and it's been everywhere from the upper reaches of the Amazon to deepest Godalming and still it's in one piece".

Sorry for my inane witterings.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Here's what I mean

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I see him more like this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

that's going to be me one day

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

But with a bandana

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

and big hair poking out the top

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

If only.
At least after a scrub up and a shave he could be made presentable.

I'm much worse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That's a shame.
He was my bench mark at how rough a guy I would cop off with.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I don't smoke, if that helps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

A little.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I do own such a bag.
Except it is blue.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)