It's been my modus operandi my whole life.


*is single*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One of these days a guy is going to throw themselves at me.
That's the day I will die a contented woman.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

throw themselves at Spider-man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

similar to mine
but rather than being not bothered I smile a lot with meaningful eye contact.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

You creepy old bender, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Erm, I like you and all Monty
but I think we should just be friends. No hard feeling yeah?
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

It's not just the feelings that are hard, dearie
*leers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

That's because all shirters think like you
so no one will ever make the first move.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I genuinely am not that bothered.

*cries in corner holding crumpled picture of Betty Boo*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Batty Boo more like
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

"I like this"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I've heard that about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

that I like you being called a bender?
that's true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

No,
that you're rather partial to a bit of the old 'Batty Boo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

you seem to have misunderstood
it's ok, your old, drug-addled brain can't be expected to keep up.

you'll be taken out and shot before long
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

After pooh-poohing it vehemently the other day
I had a few goes on that mephedrone last night. It was OK, bit like MDMA - nothing whatsoever like cocaine, the dirty liars. I probably won't do it again, it doesn't go up the nose pleasantly at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

after seeing the mess my mate's housemates were in
I really didn't fancy it. I'm happy sticking to the green I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's not worth the bother
I think in larger doses it would be rather unpleasant, as it was I had three fat lines and I must concede my appreciation of music was enhanced somewhat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

my mate's houesmates are nice guys
but they really go to town on the drugs. balloon after balloon of nitrous, mephedrone, spliffs, GHB (I think) all that sort of stuff, frequently.

and that's just a sunday afternoon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

The Grateful Dead were huge nitrous fans, apparently

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

This is best piece of advice on the subject since this kicked off
you should go on the BBC
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I fancy myself as a kind of better-looking Drugs Paxman

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)