Ha, just read the Dans Le Noir one
Waiter with night vision goggles?

My arse, they hire blind people as waiters.

"In the dark room, you are guided and served by our blind staff.
A magic switch between sighted and blind people happens. For once, blind people actually become your eyes."

I would know, I've been there. Well written story though, just bollocks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm pleased you've been there and therefore have a full and complete working knowledge of their entire business model.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

The quote was from
their website. Also, night vision goggles work from picking up and amplifying some light. They do not work in total darkness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Infra-red?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Could be I suppose.
But, I still stand by my original point, is that they have blind waiters.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)