anything with a stupid made up chemical in it
alright well they're not always made up but you just KNOW they're saying it to impress brain dead morons.

bifidus actiregularis, boswelox. COME ONNNNNN. it's just sciencey bullshit to sell yoghurts aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always add "Contains Fraudulin"
Whenever they list other made up chemicals
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Pentapeptides
Midichlorians
( Peej, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Thing is, pentapeptides are real.
They're five amino acids joined together. Exactly what purpose they serve, I don't know; there are about 3 million ways to combine five natural amino acids, so the label "pentapeptides", while accurate, is too vague to be in any way informative.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

um
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentapeptide
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Daughter and I always say 'It's because of the SCIENCE!' in deep voices whenever that happens.
Our house is a fucking riot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)