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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do one.If you took her out she’d spend the whole night banging on about her diet. Also she probably wouldn’t let you put it in her… sperm is too calorific!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I learnt how to pretend to listen many years ago......and would be quite happy to splash on her charlies.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I could put up with that for an evening,and once back at her place I'd follow her stupid fucking post-it note clues as far as the biscuit tin, into which I'd pack a boxing glove on a spring with "JUST HAVE A FUCKING PIE" written across the knuckles.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)
That is such genius I would forego having sex with her......to see it happen.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)
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